The Adventures Of Fe Fi Fo Fum

Being stalked

Me, Raven, Ellianna, and Rosa continued our journey. We walked into this small village called "Deez Nutsville". All the villagers were kind enough to feed us bread and give us water. Just then Ellianna was whispering
"Yo, don't look now but there is a horse behind us"
"So...?" Said Rosa a bit annoyed
"So...he has been behind us for like 8 hours"
"That long? Wow"
"Yeah"

I was so tempted, that I looked around at the horse. The horse took notice of me looking at him, he pretended to be reading a random newspaper. I turned back around.
"What the hell was that?!"Raven yelled
"I wanted to see what he looked like"
"Really?" He face palmed.

We continued to walk and come up with a plan to get away or get rid of him.
"We could always roast him into my burritos" I suggested
"..."
They all looked at me, terrified. I just laughed it off.
"I'm just joking around" I smiled
"...I knew that" replied Raven
"I would never eat an animal"
"Well that's a relief"

The next few moments were kinda awkward. Then I came up with a good idea.
"Hey, since he's a horse you'd think he would like hay. Right?"
"Oh true" said Ellianna
"Ok. I could shred up tortillas with my tortilla blades to make it look like hay"
"Ooooo, gurl you so wise" cheered Ellianna
"I know boo" I said proudly
"Ok, do it on the count of three....1.....2......3!"

Just then I run and do a back flip on a the side of the Mexian Maya building. As I was in the air I threw up 10 tortillas. I landed the flip. Before the tortillas could hit the ground I jump up and spinned at the same time. As I spinned I sliced all ten tortillas. I landed back while the shredded tortillas hit the ground. I looked up to see the horse running towards the 'hay'.

"Fe fi fo fum! Get him!" Yelled Raven
I nodded and pulled out my fan and gave a big swash to glide me to the horse very fast. I reached him and shook my maracas in his ears, he fell and crashed into the side of the building. Rosa tied him up with one of her long feathers.

"Ughh, Abraham is gonna be so mad" He said sadly
"So it was Master Lincoln who sent you to watch my every move"
"Yes, it was him"
"What's you're name?" I asked
"Jean" He said irritated
"Well, Jean, have you learned your lesson?"
"Yes, the next time I'm sent to kill someone. I have to make sure I finish the job"
"Hahahaha, your funny" I laughed
"......" He started to blush a bit.
"You don't seem very bad"
"I-I don't?" His blush was getting more darker
"You should join us Amigo (Friend)"
"O-ok I...I will. I never really liked Abraham anyway. He would always eat my fries"
"Good. I'm glad that you didn't say no"
"Ummmm. Just wondering, what would have happen to me if I said no?"
"Well, I would have roasted you and shoved you in my burrito"
".....you spanish women are loca (crazy)"