AMI (ām-ē) P.O.V
3:55 pm
School past messily like it did most days; the halls smelt of sweat and piss, a Year 10 threw a piece of tomato at me and my eyebrow pencil started to sweat off after P.E so i was left looking like a ball of crap.
I walked up to my bedroom door and unlocked it, I noticed the sticker I had put up on my door when I was ten or so, it read ' AMI-ASS PIPIN ZELDA WALLACE SCHRÖDER'S ROOM! DO NOT ENTER FLEZ ' . Half of the sticker started to deteriorate as I had tried to stick it up on the glass pane with Samosa glue and I'm pretty sure it was turning mushy.
My Goldigger boots started to rub on my feet so I kicked them off, but my room started to smell of raw meat. Woah,do my feet actually smell that bad?
After grabbing the ' Warm vanilla latte' Febreeze , the smell was put to bed but even so I made sure to rub some vix on my feet, to take away the nasty.
I hadn't put on deodorant that day so my shirt and jacket had started to smell of pit and my face looked like it belonged to someone that smelt of butthole.
4:30 pm
The shower made me jump as cold water started to soak me.
'MUM FOR GODS SAKE, DON'T FLUSH WHILST I'M IN THE SHOWER!' I screamed at her . She seemed to have forgotten the flush made the water go to minus temperature territory, but then again we had just argued with each other over me cutting MY hair to MY ears with her vegetable bowl.
4:55 pm
I shaved and scrubbed myself so hard it felt like I was left with the stinging sensation after getting slapped, but that was just the way I liked it. All that was left to do now was wash my hair but there was only my dads shampoo left, so I sat in the shower and cried for 5 minutes and 23 seconds. When I finally came to my senses, I got out the shower compartment. I reached up for a towel and then realised
Shit. I didn't bring a towel :/
Oh my, I'm gonna have to run back to my bedroom, But that's across the hall . I'm going to do it !
I unlocked the door and popped my head out just to check the coast was clear.
Uh this is is it then, I'm gonna just go for it ...
I dashed out the bathroom, cold, naked and scared. Oh god ! Do I hear the toilet door unlock ...
Stupidly I stood there and waited to see who was going to come out. I started to dash again when I saw my mum scream at me OWWWWWWWWWWW!
She had thrown her smelly, metal batta sandal at my head and I slipped due to my wet feet. This is so embarrassing
I got off the cold wood floor and sprinted the rest of the way to my room, locked the door and threw myself onto the bed.
5:20 pm
*Marimba Ringtone*
I'll let the phone ring, I'm too sad to talk.
*ping*
*ping*
*ping*
ugh who's texting me? It must be that 'invisible boyfriend' app. Well at least it's text, they won't hear me post-tears.
I picked up my phone and checked the screen, it was '👠hasina 👠' texting me .
👠hasina👠: Hey bitch !
👠hasina👠: Hellooo!
👠hasina 👠: Oi you fucking rude tramp ho pick up the phone and talk to me what the fuck are you doing ignoring me like you have something better to do ???!
*ping*
👠hasina 👠: EHAT THE FICK ARE YOU DONG ANSSWE ME RUGHT NOE IM GOING TO INLEASH MY ULTIMATE FORM
Quickly I unlocked my phone before she shot her's.
Me: Uh sorry hasina, what is it ? x
👠hasina 👠: HEY bitch X!!!! So I got my guy to make us all a fake ID's👅
Me: Allll of us ! what ?
👠hasina 👠: yep . So are you coming or not ?
Me: yeahhh
Me: uh hasina?
👠hasina 👠: yes b?
Me:How did you get him to Make us all fake ID's? Who even is he ?
👠hasina 👠: dw 👅👙🍷
I guess it was time to change her name to '🐸Hasina the hoe☕️'
