We had reached the club and as I expected it was situated in a dumpy area. The entrance opposite massive recycling bins, smelt tragic. The entrance door was a rusty copper and there was a man, presumably security, peeing in the corner dressed in an Elesse tracksuit with a walkie talkie (frozen edition) Strapped onto his waist with duct tape. 'oh shi-ish kebab,
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hey ladies can I get your ID please?' He asked, pulling up his bottoms. Hasina rummaged through her bag and from her facial expression, I could tell she had forgotten them -__- we walk all this way and she tells us she doesn't have them ? ''OI Shadia, get over here!" She whispered, pissed to the max, "Do you have the just-in-case-we-forgot-the-first-set ID's ? You know,the ones we made yesterday ?" Shadia smiled sweetly at the man and began to pull out our 'Just-incase-Hasina-forgot-our-original- Id's' ID's and began to hand them out to everyone. I frowned down at my the photo :
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Shadia winked at us all, a huge grin plastered on her face, and wobbled to the teen boy
"Hello kind man," she handed over the card, looked into his eyes and then started to awkwardly stroke his face with her palm "I really like your lips , ooh is that yellow tint ?"
"No . I just ate curry . Your breath stinks,' He stepped away from her and began to examine the photo 'uh,why does your picture look like a stick man eating a dairy milk bar ?"
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He had an annoying habit of raising the pitch of his voice after everything he said "I don't know . I just went to the corner shop to get my photo but I printed with the wrong ink I th-"
"Oh ok yeah sure, uh go inside . I guess all of your Pictures look like that? But to be honest with you ladies: I don't really care. I'm only standing out here to make 60 quid and I'm just tryna catch a few girls tonight. I need new trainers you get me? cos these ones are talking .
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Get inside ,add my insta though: @OfficialBobushani22 ,and you," 'Bobushani' turned to ayisa , "dm me your number and i'll phone you soon" obviously smitten, He winked at her, she gave him a butterfly kiss in return, Bobushani pretended to catch it; cut it with a knife and fork and then eat her kiss. I guess she thought that was cute, and flicked her hair, as she let out a giggle, a hiccup then followed. 'Bobu' then burped and Ayisa started to pull up her leggings to expose her ankles. The group contnued to watch this go on-
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- but Amelia wasn't having it and yanked ayisa back... "AMELIA! BOBU BABY ?!!!! -"
"Errrrr ayisa what was that ?" Shadia hissed "He had piss on his shoe you doof?!!!!"
"Stop being so salty, just because he wants me. I saw those those faces you all made ..."
"Aha. Lol. Wow. No ayisa. Now come on everyone !" Hasina squealed with excitement. She had already opened the second set of doors that lead to the actual party and from her facial expression, I could tell she had spotted something she didn't like... "Hasina? Heloo-" I asked . To be honest I was scared she was going to snap and break my foot or something, she normally lashes out when she's angry "Guess. Who's. Here." "Mum?dad?your uncle ? The guy your mum wanted you to marry? oh my goodness, is it your brother or si-" "JUSTIN BIEBER IS JUSTIN BIEBER HERE? MMMMHHHHHHH FUCK DOODALOO WHAT ARE WE DOING STILL STANDING HERE ? JUSTIN HUNNY, TOUCH MY - " Screamed Momena at the top of her lungs "Errrrrrrrre did you just fart, Momena? It smells like dogs asshole," Leah squirmed. "Go and get yourself checked. I think they stick a finger up your bum, oh wait no, that's prostrate cancer. Shit ,I don't know if I can help you "
"Uh what the fuck? No. Not Justin bebo you idiot! Get yourself over here and look!" She curled her finger, beckoning for us to come see through the glass pane. Now there were 8 people breathing on the window. " Ew it smells of sneeze bruv. Move,shadia, for fucks sake !" Momena whined before Shadia hit her with THE HANDBAG
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She fell on the floor unconscious before Leah spotted- "SAHRA IS HERE! " ----------------------------------------- Uh this chapter wasn't too lit but I'm really stressed over skoolio , but whatever I need to fart so I'll just fart and then publish this as I make a wish you won't hate reading this .
