I've used a lot of google translate ---------------------------------------------- My shoe fell off half way to the corner shop, in front of this really fit guy so I did the bend and snap to pick it up making sure I flashed my smoothly shaved legs.
I gave him what I though was a sexy look
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and ran the rest of the way to Owais' shop. I couldn't really see our party but I just assumed they would be round back. What the fuck?Where are they? Unexpectedly, I heard the familiar sound of Dahash's snorty howling laughter and I turned around relieved they were still here. Then she stretched her arm out behind her
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AND FUCKING PUNCHED ME "Uh like so Hasina asked me to ask you why you were late becoz we were out here for an hour waiting for you and uh you didn't turn up she is REALZ pissed off at you and it's so cold I nearly had an icicle on my nose and-" "What the heck. Dahash just shut up -" "HASINA WHY DID YOU GET HER TO PUNCH ME YOU WHO-" I felt like jumping on her and scratching her with all the sequins on my sari but realised I was just embarrassing myself on the streets shouting like this. The rest of the girls were just watching this go on
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