Restarted Memories ~ Stuck in a Door
It didn't take long for Sans and (Y/N) to get to Sans' house. It was much nicer inside his house than outside in the cold. (Y/N) welcomed the warmth. She walked over to the couch, kicking off her shoes before collapsing onto it. Sans followed her in, stopping at the couch.
"You know, you could sleep somewhere else. You don't have to sleep on the couch." He points out.
"Eh, the couch is more comfortable than the floor." Was the sleepy response.
"I was offering you my bed." He says.
"But then you wouldn't have a place to sleep. Anyway, what's the worse that could happen? I wake up and find myself getting dragged to the capital?" She says, making sure she was comfortable on the couch.
"Again."
"Yeah... again." She sighs. "Anyway, thanks for the offer, but I'm fine here. Now, as much as I love to talk to you right now, I think I would rather get some sleep."
"Alright, kid. Good night." Sans says.
"Night, Sans." (Y/N) replies, a small smile on her lips.
"HUMAN! HOW DID YOU GET PAST ALL THE PUZZLES?!" (Y/N) sighs, hearing the one voice she didn't really want to hear. She sits up, rubbing her eyes.
"Papyrus, I'm not a human." She groans.
"NONSENSE! YOU LOOK HUMAN SO YOU MUST BE ONE, SO I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL-"
"Pap-i-ris." She inturupts him.
"NO.... PAPYRUS." He corrects.
"Pap-i-ris." She repeats, a smile on her face.
"NO, HUMAN. REPEAT AFTER ME. PA-PIE-RUS." He says, as of he was trying to teach a newborn.
"Pap-i-ris." She says, enjoying the frustration she was causing Papyrus.
"NO! LET'S SAY IT TOGETHER, HUMAN. PA-PIE--"
"Go make some spaghetti." She inturupts.
"WOWWIE, WHAT AN AMAZING IDEA, HUMAN! THANK YOU!" He says, running off to the kitchen. (Y/N) stretchs, reaching her arms high above her head, before getting off the couch and making her way to Sans' room. She knocks lightly on the door. Sans didn't reply, causing (Y/N) to get impatient.
"Yo, Sans! Are you there?" She calls, knocking on the door with a bit more force. Once again, no one replied. That's when she had a brilliant idea. She took a small step back, before kicking the door. Her goal was to break down the door and well, she did break it. Just not entirely. (Y/N) places her hands on the door, trying to get her leg unstuck. "Sans! Your door hates me!" She finally gets a reply from her best friend; a laugh.
"I would help you, but I remember you saying you don't need any help." Sans replys still laughing.
"I don't need help brushing snow off me, Sans! I need help getting my leg out of your door! GAHHH!" And with that, the (h/c) haired woman gave up, glaring at the door.
"HUMAN, I HAVE MADE YOU SOME SPAGHETTI! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?" Papyrus comes out of the kitchen, holding two plates of pasta. (Y/N) does her best to turn around so she could get a good look at what was going on, though all that did was make her leg extremely uncomfortable.
"Papyrus! Oh I'm glad to see you! Can you help me here? I'm stuck." (Y/N) asks him, puppy-dog eyes begging.
"OH MY GOD, SANS! YOU FINALLY DID IT! YOU FINALLY CAUGHT A HUMAN!" Papyrus says excitedly, pretty much ignoring (Y/N). Setting the plates down, Papyrus rushed over to them. "SANS, WE CAN TAKE THE HUMAN TO THE CAPITAL TOGETHER AND BOTH-" Papyrus was interupted by the door opens, forcing (Y/N) off balance. Sans finally appears from his room, a huge smile on his face.
"Sup." He greats them.
"SANS, YOUR PLAN WORKED! NOW WE CAN TAKE THE HUMAN TO THE CAPITAL AND BECOME MEMBERS OF THE ROYAL GUARD!" Papyrus exclaims happily.
"Well, bro, since I captured the human, doesn't it mean I get to keep it?" Sans asks, causing (Y/N) to glare at him.
"... I ... I GUESS SO, BROTHER. BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH IT? KEEP IT AS A PET?" Papyrus looks at his older brother, confused.
"Yep." Sans replies shortly.
"ARE SURE YOU CAN HANDLE THAT, BROTHER? YOU DON'T EVEN FEED YOUR PET ROCK EVERYDAY! HOW WILL YOU BE ABLE T TAKE CARE OF A HUMAN?"
"I think it will be able to find food by itself, bro."
"ALRIGHT... BUT DON'T YOU WANT TO TAKE IT TO THE CAPITAL SO THAT WE CAN GET ALL THE THINGS THAT WE DESERVE?"
"Don't worry... I bet another human will come around eventually." Sans replies, yet... something was odd about his response. He sounded deadly serious.
"ALRIGHT SANS! BUT IF I FIND OUT YOU AREN'T TAKING CARE OF THE HUMAN, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL TAKE HER TO THE CAPITAL!" Papyrus says dramatically, before running off. Sans turns to (Y/N), who could probably glare a whole through him at the moment.
"Sans..." She says darkly. Sans walks over, finally helping to get (Y/N)'s leg out of the door.
"You should have put a bit more backbone it to that kick, kid." He says, chuckling lightly at his pun. (Y/N) rolls her (e/c) eyes.
"Sans.... why did you say that? You know I'm not human!" She hisses.
"He wouldn't leave you alone unless you were captured and I think you would much rather have me capture you than him!" He replies.
Sans pats her on the head, causing her to swat at him. "Don't worry kid, I'll take good care of you!"
"I'm a free monster! Not your possession!" She says passionately, causing Sans to laugh happily.
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Sans X Reader ~ Restarted Memories
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