It's gonna be a good chapter, but probably half as long as normal. ~Shaded
I leapt onto a table with a loud shout and kicked the food violently from its resting shelf.
"Here we are now!!" I screamed.
"Entertain us!!" James yelled.
"I feel stupid!!" Jenny called.
"And contagious!!" We all sung together.
The afternoon (after punching Shade and smiling at his broken nose) Jenny, James and I had gone off to the Hogwarts kitchens and started kicking up a ruse. The house elves had cried and wailed, caterwauling and screeching, trying desperately to flee, but we'd blocked their escape by shoving over tables, and throwing scorching coals from the fire all over the floor.
"Here we are now!!"
"Entertain us!!"
"With the lights out!!"
"It's less dangerous!!"
We kicked over more ingredients and what seemed to be knitted elf hats (most likely Hermione and her House Elf Rights). The bowls and plates crashed to the floor with ear-splitting shattering noises, only adding to our fiery emotions.
"A mulatto!"
"An albino!"
"A mosquito!"
"My libido!"
We all exchanged looks and grinned. Jenny grabbed a wooden spoon, and banged it on metal pots, James got a broom stick and used it as a guitar, and I got a whisk, using it as a microphone.
"A denial!"
"A denial!"
"A denial!"
"A denial!"
"A denial!"
"A denial!"
"A denial!"
"A denial!"
"A denial!"
As I finished the song, a great uproar from teachers came surging through the doors, consisting of Professor Umbridge, Snape, Grubbly-Plank, McGonagall and Sprout. I shifted, rearing onto my hind legs and knocking a few adults over, while Jenny and James climbed onto my back. I roared and they scattered to get away from my claws.
I sped through the mass of hallways, stairs and corridors, before bracing myself as I shattered a window, flying through it. I spread my wings with a last roar of both pain and triumph, gliding through the hills, catching the thermals to help me gain height. I landed heavily on the opposite side of the Black Lake, and there we set up our own little new HQ, coming with a stage with places for us all to stand.
"Load up on guns,
Bring your friends,
It's fun to lose and to pretend,
She's over bored and self assured,
Oh no, I know a dirty word,
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello!
With the lights out, it's less dangerous!
Here we are now, entertain us!
I feel stupid and contagious!
Here we are now, entertain us!
A mulatto!
An albino!
A mosquito!
My libido!
Yeah, hey, yay!
I'm worse at what I do best,
And for this gift I feel blessed,
Our little group has always been,
And always will until the end,
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello!
With the lights out, it's less dangerous!
Here we are now, entertain us!
I feel stupid and contagious!
Here we are now, entertain us!
A mulatto!
An albino!
A mosquito!
My libido!
Yeah, hey, yay!
And I forget just why I taste,
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile,
I found it hard, it's hard to find,
Oh well, whatever, never mind,
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello!
With the lights out, it's less dangerous!
Here we are now, entertain us!
I feel stupid and contagious!
Here we are now, entertain us!
A mulatto!
An albino!
A mosquito!
My libido!
A denial!
A denial!
A denial!
A denial!
A denial!
A denial!
A denial!
A denial!
A denial!"
We sung and sung 'till the days end, and we lay against the sunset with bright eyes and cheeky grins.
"We don't need no boys." I said, high fiving them and laughing away all the pain of the previous days. Heartbreak was not worth crying over, and I didn't care about Shade anymore.
I would even go as far as saying that I never cared about him.
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Shadow Claw: The Life Story - The Fourth Chapter
FanfictionHarry and Jenny kept yelling at her that Voldemort had returned, and both of them got detentions which made James very angry, until Harry said something harsh. "Oh, so Cedric Diggory just dropped dead of his own accord, then, did he?" He snarled. I...
