The story of my life

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"I thought you hated me!"

"Nah, I'm just pushing you to do your best."
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"Gabe's the most protective shįt you will ever meet."

"I will personally drop kick that betch to the moon and back on a Tuesday. For you."
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"Their such a smol bebe!"

"I water my cacti with the tears of my enemies and feed them with the souls of sinners. :)"
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"My butt is flat :("

" oh hĘLL NO. U R BOOTIFUL JUS DA WAY U ARE U GOTTA B THE BST PERSON YOU CAN B U LITTLE TEEN BABY CHILD BE THE LADE U ALWAYS DREAMED OF BEIN'"
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"They'r totally in the CP and HS fandoms obviously"

*busy digging said person's grave* "I'm sorry I didn't quite catch that. Did you mean: no no no no no no?"
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"Oh no, [insert life crisis]"

"Shhhhhhhshhhhhbby it gunna b alllllright pat pat"
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"Gabe ruined my life again! :'("

"Lade pLZ. I got 1500 problems and you are 0.05 of them. Bye bye."
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"I always will be there for you dear." (Counts for a majority of my friends)
"Mhm yes of course." *adds said friend to peeps protection list* "if you ever die I will personally find someone else to donate blood and will attempt to bring you back to life. If all fails I will make you a gravestone so beautiful it would be mistaken for Da Vinci. But I'm not paying for it." ((Hey, you got yourself killed, I'm just trying to help))
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Be expecting one more page without a picture :0

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