Baltimore Ravens' Scenario Book.

He Thinks He's A Bad Father-[Ryan Mallett]

"I'm just saying it can't be that hard get a five year old, and a two year old ready!" Ryan argued. Raising an eyebrow, you pulled the cover over your body. "Okay, tomorrow you're going to be on daddy duty." "Daddy duty?" You turned over in the bed. "Yeah, since its sooo easy to get them ready."

"Alright, deal."

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The next morning, you woke up to a burning smell. Quickly, you got up and went downstairs to the source of smell: the kitchen. By time you got in there, smoke was coming out of the toasters. The smell definitely didn't help your nausea. You popped it up to see two, terribly burnt pieces of toast. You groaned, and emptied the toaster. 'So much for sleeping in..' You trudged back up the stairs to see [Y/S/N], the younger of your two children, playing with his toys. "Aren't you supposed to be getting ready?" you questioned, noticing that he was still in his Spider-man pajamas. He continued playing with his toys. "Daddy is helping [Y/D/N] get ready" he replied. "Come on" you said. [Y/S/N] followed down the hallway where Ryan was attempting to help your daughter get dressed.

Her shirt was obviously on backwards, and the rest of her outfit was all messed up. Even her ponytail's were uneven. She looked down at her chest, then back. "Daddy, this doesn't look right.." Ryan dropped his head down, and sighed hard. "Yeah, I know." You couldn't help but laugh at your husband's misery. [Y/D/N] ran over to you, hugging your legs. "Good morning mommy!" she greeted. You unclipped the hair clips on her head. "Good morning sweetie. How about you help mommy out and go help your brother pick up some clothes? I'll do your hair, and help you get dressed in a little bit." She nodded, took her brother by the hand, and left the room.

"Are you enjoying daddy duty?"

"Nope, this just showed me how terrible of a dad I was. I really know how to do nothing. I couldn't even make breakfast." He jumped up fast. "The toast!-" "I already got it" you informed. He dropped his hands by his side. "See, I can't even make toast" he muttered. You walked over to him, rubbing his shoulder. "You just need a little more practice." "I didn't even know how to change a diaper when [Y/D/N] and [Y/S/N] babies..." This was the perfect chance.

"Well now is a good time to start learning" you hinted.

Ryan's eyes went as been as dinner plates when he realized what you meant. "You're pregnant?" "Yup, exactly two months." He picked you up, spinning you around. "[Y/N] this is great!" "And Ryan, you're already a great father, and [Y/S/N], [Y/D/N] and I love you."