This special chapter is brought to you by Thomas himself. He is going to tell you what you should do, and what you shouldn't do. (D & D stands for Do's and Don'ts)
Listen up because apparently Thomas knows best.
In a Saw trap edition:
(Complete in order! Otherwise you will die!)
Do: Listen to what Jigsaw says.
Don't: Try and die, it will get you killed.
Do: Do exactly as he says, 10% of the time you will live.
Don't: Scream like a bitch and sit their crying, you will only die.
Do: Find the key or complete the requirement needed to free you, 5% of the time it will work.
Don't: Run around like your head is on fire (unless it really is), it will get you killed.
Do: Run like fuck if you get out of Jigsaw's trap, you might just live.
Don't: Sit there, on the ground, mourning the loss or the pain you just went through. Chances are you will die.
Do: Find your home, thoroughly search it through and lock all doors and windows. Never leave the house again.
Don't: Call the police to seek revenge on Jigsaw. Your chances will probably be that Jigsaw himself is talking on the other end of the phone, learning your details to kill you.
Avoiding and preventing:
So, how do you avoid all this I hear you ask? Well sexy stranger, because I like you, I'm gonna tell you exactly how to avoid all this:
1. Love the world. If you hate anyone. Anything at all, jigsaw will find you.
2. Never play puzzles. Most of them are called "jigsaw" and I don't think he wants you to play with him.
3. Watch the 'Saw' series thoroughly.
Chances are that he will put you in a trap that he has already made and shown. Once you know the traps secrets, you can save time (and blood) on getting out of the fucking thing!
4. Don't be a bitch. Being a bitch makes everyone hate you. Everyone hating you leads to no friends. No friends leads to depression and suicidal thoughts. Those emotions attracts jigsaw. We don't want that.
Thomas: So guys, a recap on what I just told you.
Don't hate your life so jigsaw doesn't captures you. Don't hate, love. Don't ever play puzzles called "Jigsaw" because jigsaw clearly owns the rights to it and he IS the puzzle. And don't be a bitch.
Follow this advice and you will live a jigsaw free happy life!
Your best ragdoll and trusty friend,
-Thomas
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