Laugh Through the Tears (Sans x Reader)

Beach time with a Spooky Scary Skeleton

I woke up safely tucked in bed. Frisk was at school. I lay there for a while not hung over to bad. I was happy I got to go outside I'd been stuck on the computer for days.

"Yo! Older human... Alphys and I are going for a walk," Undyne yelled from downstairs. I yelled down an all right. 'I hope they fuck..." Directly after thinking that I hid my face in my pillow 'That was a little too much'

I recalled last nights events and blushed 'That was so embarrassing...I'm such an idiot' There was a long pause when Frisk came back to my mind 'I haven't been spending time with her... I miss my baby' I let out a sigh of frustration. "are you okay there, doll?" The short skeleton said leaning on the doorframe. I sat up and laughed a little bit "Good as I can ever be! How about you?"

"well i feel a little... hollow," he said with a hardy laugh. I joined "That was a good one" I rolled over to look at him "I'm taking a break from school today... I was thinking of taking everyone somewhere special "

"the kid has been talking about the beach" sans, said scratching his skull. I shook my head getting out of my bed. "Noted" I stood stretching. "hey... kid we really need to talk about last night" sans said coming to sit on the bed. 'I don't remember anything after him saying he was bringing me home' I thought feeling a little nervous. "i'd never did anything like that with a human..." he said a little of blue showing on his cheeks. "What the fuck! Please tell me I didn't get to the Bone Zone" I yelled, my eyes darting around avoiding eye contact. "don't worry kid it was a joke" He could barely make out the words, he was laughing so hard. I looked at him with a blank expression "sans? Do you even have a penis?" The same blue returned to his face "wait what kid? um... don't worry about that right now okay"

"Right now? So I should worry about it later?" I said with a wicked grin. "kid... that's nothing you need to worry about... I got it all figured out" sans said with a small chuckle. "Don't worry your brother showed me how," I said playing on his weak spot. "my brother is a innocent flower" sans, said almost making a frown. "Did you ever mention that to Mettaton" I keeping a smile down sat down next to him. "has anyone told you... not to mess with a skeleton" sans said with a giggle. "Oh yeah the Spooky Scary Skeleton" I waved my hands in front of my face. We sat there just joking about anything and everything that came to mind. "BROTHER SANS AND HUMAN! COME JOIN IN SOME RELAXING YOGA WITH ME!" Papyrus yelled from downstairs. "go do yoga with my brother" sans said looking me in the eye. "But my bed" I whined putting my face in my pillow. "you don't have a say in this" sans, laughed. I was practically pulled down stairs. "Fine Papy have it you way" I said rolling my eyes. 'It will be a fun way to pass time I guess' I thought while stretching. This all reminded me of how out of shape I was. In the mist of doing the 'Down wards Dog' I yelled at sans "Stop staring at my ass! You pervy skeleton" Sans started to laugh before saying "that position is way better then up dog"

"What's up dog?" sans made me realize what I had just walked into by snapping both fingers then pointing to me. I let out a small laugh before saying "Hey Papy"

"YES! HUMAN NUMBER TWO" Papyrus answered not stopping yoga. "You know who I thinks cute?" I asked shooting an evil glance towards sans.

"OH! HUMAN I DON'T THINK OF YOU IN THAT WAY" Papyrus said blushing a little bit, but not stopping to look at me. "I was going to say Mettaton," I whistled.

"I HAVE TO AGREE! HE IS VERY HANDSOME! MUCH LIKE ME" Papyrus answered.

I looked at sans one last time... he stared back at me shinning one eye blue. "hey papyrus... mind if i steal the human" sans said grabbing my arm. He didn't wait for a response. He pulled me into kitchen "are you trying to piss me off" He said one eye glowing intensely at me. "Maybe..." I said with an awkward laugh. Sans closed his eyes "do you really want to play with me, doll?" I felt a chill on my back... he's so intense. "What like Monopoly?" I formed a small smirk. There was a long pause... I felt sweat form on my brow. Then all the sudden sans started to laugh "i got you good kid" I let out a big sigh "Oh god you did!" I broke out in laughter. Mostly because of the tension that still floated in the room. I followed him back into the living room where Papyrus was still doing yoga... of course. "SANS WHY DO YOU CALL THE HUMAN DOLL" Papy asked doing yoga moves I didn't even recognize. Light blue appeared on sans face "i call everyone doll"

"YOU'VE NEVER CALLED ME DOLL" he stopped sitting down on the couch. "i'm sorry bro, but you're not a girl" sans said with a small giggle. "THAT DOES NOT MEAN I AM NOT A DOLL! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, CAN BE WHATEVER I WANT" A big smile appeared on my face "You want to be a doll, Papy! I'll call you doll"

sans shot me another annoyed look. "Anyways... DOLL you want to go to the beach with me and Frisk" Papyrus went on a rant about how he would honor us with his company... I guess that's a yes. "So what about you... babe" I said tapping on sans shoulder. "wait! what? i'll go too, but what did you call me?" sans said blue appearing on his face again. "Big sis! I'm home!" Frisk busted through the front door. We all greeted her with a big smile "Hey! Frisk guess where we're going!" I said giving her a big hug. "Where?" she asked smiling bigly.

"To the beach!" I yelled feeling very proud of myself. Frisk seemed to be excited so did Papyrus. I went up stairs to get my bathing suit, which I clearly realized the skull pattern would be deemed... disrespectful. "Frisk! Do you think... that this would be offensive?" She said stared at it for a while "I don't know... I say just wing it!"

'You mean you want me too... just go down stairs, and...' I thought while staring at myself in the mirror 'What the hell do I say to them?' It was the only one I had, so I just threw and over size t-shirt on over it. Sans wasn't wearing a bathing suit in fact he hadn't changed his clothes at all, but Papyrus was sporting a speedo that would be very reviling... if he had a dick. Frisk was wearing an adorable striped suit. We walked to the beach cracking jokes, talking about school, and Papy bragging on himself. The one thing that bothered me was... the stares. People we walked by turned their head one hundred and eighty degrees. "Where are you guys heading?" Undyne who we just happened to run into asked us. "To the beach want to come?" Frisk answered with an adorable small giggle. They looked towards each other "Sounds fun!"

Alphys who was hiding behind Undyne pointed out "W-we need to change our clothes first"

Undyne smiled "Oh yeah! Will meet up with you there" They walked away with that. 'they're so cute... I need it! I just want to see one kiss!' I whined in my head. "Come on big sis" Frisk said grabbing my hand. When we got to the beach Frisk and Papy... I mean doll ran straight for the water. I would of join them, but... I didn't want to offend anybody. I sat down in the sand and watched them play. "this seat taken?" The idiot himself asked. "Oh! My boyfriend will be back soon, so..." I said rolling my eyes. "oh, man... you think he'll mind i just wanna chat" sans said trying to do an innocent voice. "Sit down, bonehead," I said laughing. He plopped down beside me and watched how much fun the two were having. "why aren't you swimming? I would love to sea you in a bathing suit" sans said winking at me.

I let out a soft giggle "Water you saying?"

"well, take off the shirt stop being shellfish" sans said with a booming laugh. I just rolled my eyes "Whale see about that"

"don't be such a beach, kid... i was just being nice" sans said laughing. 'Was that bad pun on porpoise" I said laughing. Sans closed his eyes "are you shore you want to keep doing this?" I let out a giggle and then fell on to my back "God kelp me I can't come up with another pun"

I felt the ground vibrate... I looked up to see Undyne running full speed for the water. Sand was thrown everywhere. "S-sorry about that" Alphys apologized.

I let out a big sigh "She's really excited about this isn't she?"

"Yep! Mind if I sit here" Alphys said pointing next to me. I looked at her confused "Why aren't you swimming?" She didn't answer she just asked the same question back. "Um... I have... body issues" I lied a little red going up to my cheeks. "that's it? ha! go and have fun we don't judge" sans said giggling to himself.

"We're not the only one on this beach!" I said hugging the white t-shirt to my body. Sans smile grew wider "oh! papyrus! undyne!"

When they ran up to him he told them the whole story. Of course Undyne wasn't having that so she ordered Papyrus to help get the shirt off. I ran around, but was eventually caught. "HUMAN I LOVE YOUR BATHING SUIT!" Papy said staring down at me who was lying on the ground. "It doesn't offend you?" I asked wide eyed.

"WHY WOULD IT OFFEND ME? I KNEW HUMANS DECINDED FROM SKELOTONS! SO WHY WOULD I GET MAD THAT YOUR WEARING A COOLER VERSION OF YOURSELF!" He laughed historically.

I let out an awkward giggle "Oh..."

"was that so bad, doll?" sans said sticking a hand out to help me up. I studied making sure there was no tricks, and when I was convinced I took it. After that I spent the rest of the time playing with Frisk in the water... every now and then I'd look up at my stupid friend and wave.