Laugh Through the Tears (Sans x Reader)

I like you a Ton... A Skeleton

Sans arm was carelessly thrown over my side. I touched the skeletons hand and smiled. ‘This is strangely comfortable’ I interlocked my fingers with his, and was surprised when he griped back. “morning, sunshine” sans whispered. I lifted his arm from around me “Good morning to you too” I sat up to look him in the eye. I felt bad squeezing onto this couch with him. “How’d you sleep?” I asked putting my hand on his. Sans face turned a light shade of blue “awesome… you should sleep with me more often” I stood up and started walking towards the kitchen “If you’re lucky” I said glancing back at him. ‘That was close he almost got me… who am I kidding he’s already has me’ I sighed in frustration. How could a skeleton ‘rattle my bones’ so easy? I tried to ignore the feeling of my heart racing. I cooked pancakes and bacon for breakfast. I assume the smell woke up Frisk. “Good morning, big sis!” She said with her cute stripped pajamas. ‘She comes first… and she can’t have me focusing on flirting, or wanting to know if he like me back right now’ I put the food in front of her. Although I mean it’s pretty obvious he likes me back…. Maybe just a one night stand. I could blame it on be drunk! Oh wait… he said he would bang me if I was drunk. I kissed Frisk on the forehead and then went to sit down next to sans. “what’s going on?” he asked casually. I looked down at the ground “I’m trying to figure out how to bang a skeleton!” Sans face turned completely blue “kid… didn’t i tell you not to worry about things like that” I took a deep sigh “Sans I’ve been throwing bones at you! I think it’s time I tell you straight on not just hinting at it… I like you!” I didn’t wait for his response I speed walked my way to the kitchen where I enjoyed a nice breakfast. Next to wake up was Papyrus he seemed excited. I was… scared how did sans react. I mean eventually I’ll have to get his answer. I mean this will have to be a conversation. ‘Can’t I just avoid it?’ I thought washing my plate. When I walked into the living room with Frisk I avoided eye contact with sans. I made sure to sit near the arm of the couch, making sure there was no way for sans to sit next to me. ‘You can’t avoid him forever you live together’ I rolled my eyes at my own stupidity  ‘Well… I could wait to we’re at the bar’. I glanced over at sans whom was already looking my way. “hey doll can you pass me the remote” he asked. I did as he said. But soon I wasn’t sitting on my couch but on my bed. “How the hell?” I screamed.
“not so loud, alright… i just needed to talk to you” sans put down the remote that was still in his hands. “Well… maybe I don’t want to talk to you!” I blushed heavily. Sans “whale you be my gal. I really fish you’d say yes” sans said meeting my blush.
“No.” I answered
“oh… I thought,” sans words slurred off.
“Sans?” I said touching his hand.
“what kid?”
“I like you a ton a skeleton! I can’t believe I like someone as see through as you. But sans you’ve got some backbone asking me out like that, so how about you be my spooky scary skeleton”
Sans looked at me with a dead expression. I got nervous… really nervous. I quickly gave sans a kiss on his cheekbone. He started to laugh, “that scared me”
“I’m sorry I’ll be more careful next time,” I said wrapping my arms around him. Frisk walked in “Big sis. Code pink”
I pushed sans away “What! Really? And I missed it!”
“what’s going on?” sans asked sitting up.
I looked at him with an angry expression “Undyne and Alphys kissed!”
“Oh! I thought we say that when anyone kisses” Frisk giggled.
I looked at her puzzled “Who kissed?”
“Mettaton and Papyrus”
I looked in sans direction and he was gone. It wasn’t long before I heard screaming from downstairs. Frisk seems to ignore it though… she just shut the door. Her face seemed to wear a questionable mask. “Hey… Frisk” I said criss crossed applesauce.
She sat down next to me and then looked up at me “So… you and sans?”
“Yeah…” I said awkwardly twiddling my thumbs. Frisk gave me a big smile and then said, “Sans is a good guy! He’ll treat you well” I stared at her with a blank expression before giving her a kiss on the forehead “Frisk, you always come first…okay” I paused “If you don’t like him… I’ll dump him”
“If he makes you happy then it’s fine with me” Frisk hugged me. ‘She’s so mature’ I thought crying proud tears. “We should probably stop him from killing Mettaton … want a ride?” Frisk jumped on my back and we headed down stairs. Down there the tension was strong. It seemed Toriel had came home and handled the situation. “Hey, Tory” I said putting Frisk down. Toriel heartily greeted me “Hello, my child” She was staring eerily at sans and Metiton. “METTATON HAS ASKED ME TO BE HIS DATE TONIGHT!” Papy blushed happily.
“Sans is my new boyfriend” I said a light shade on my cheeks. ‘I never thought that come out my mouth’ I started to feel bubbly. I glanced up at sans who was staring angrily at Mettaton. I went and sit next to him “Wow… you’re really pissed”
“pissed isn’t the half of it, doll” He didn’t break his stare. “I’m very disappointed in you two” Toriel said with a frown.
I let out a deep sigh “Come on Mettaton we’re going for a walk” Mettaton tried his best to come up with excuses on why he shouldn’t come with me, but failed at the end. “Papy is so cute” He said slightly blushing. I closed my eyes “Yeah but sans doesn’t like you” I said with my hands shoved in my jacket pockets. Mettaton growled “That rotten skeleton! He’s a hell beast… and a very convincing liar apparently” That peaked my interest a little. “What do you mean?”
“He’s powerful… too powerful” Mettaton frowned. I believed him remembering how we teleported to the room. “So any dress ideas,” I said changing the subject off of sans. “Oh, Darling~ Do I ever” Mettaton yelled and I quickly regretted asking. I let him drag me to places with prices that made my head hurt. “This one looks nice on you!” The dress looked like a celebrity should wear it. The jet-black lace with silver diamonds was way too elegant than a simple person such as I. The heels that he had given me made me trip. Not to mention the shiver that the price tag gave me. “So many zeros” I whispered. Mettaton looked at me with a questioning face “There’s only two” I looked at him with big eyes “With a five in front of it!” He laughed “I’ll cover everything dear” ‘Well if it’s free… wait no that’s mean’ I rolled my eyes at my own selfishness. Mettaton and I spent hours shopping. He actually bought me a lot of clothes. We gossiped about people in the house. It turned out he shipped Undyne and Alphys just as much as me. He told me about his cousin. Mettaton wasn’t actually that bad…he cared about his fans a lot. We walked by a fast food station at the mall. He seemed to recognize the cashier “Bugerpants! Long time no see”
“It just never seems to end…” Bugerpants said in a low depressed tone. I ordered and then we sat down. “So you know that guy?” I asked dipping my fries in ketchup. “He was a former employer of mine” Mettaton said plainly. I just nodded my head. I there was a long pause before I spoke “You’re not as bad as sans thinks”
Mettaton laughed “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell everyone” It was dark when we got home. Everyone was either getting ready or already dressed. Toriel was watching a movie with Frisk in the living room. “Hey, I’m going to go get ready” I poked my head in the living room before rushing up stairs. Mettaton followed behind me “I’m doing your makeup~” When he was done I barely recognized myself every flaw seemed to have vanished. “Wow… I’m hot!” I smiled brightly at Mettaton. “Well, beauty is what I do best” he responded smiling back at me. Now I looked worthy of this dress. I was excited for when sans would see me in it. “Um, dear you’re drooling” Mettaton snapped his fingers. I laughed awkwardly and got up and checked the time 10: 45. “When are we going?”
“Around eleven” Mettaton answered smiling to himself. “Let’s wait downstairs,” I said opening the door. Papyrus had single bow tie and… what seemed to be a crown. Undyne wore a tux while Alphys wore a black dress with white polka dots. Sans… wasn’t dressed up at all. “Sans! Why aren’t you dressed yet?” I yelled getting his attention. Sans’ cheeks started to glow “wow babe you look amazing” I rolled my eyes “Don’t avoid the question” Sans answered “I’m to lazy to get dressed” I shrugged my shoulders “That’s good enough for me” sans started to laugh and I noticed Papy and Mettaton were having their own conversation. I needed to keep sans preoccupied. “So… do I really look good?”
“amazing” he put simply. “You don’t think it’s too much” I turned a little in it.
“well… yeah it’s too much, but you rock the too much look” sans laughed. “Come on sans let’s go get you dressed” I motioned for him. He was getting up when Frisk shouted “Down boy!” I just started to laugh. We headed off a little bit after that. Mettaton actually had a limo pick us up. Sans and I drove everyone insane with our jokes… it was good relationship bonding. The first thing I did when we got there was head for the bar. I got a very fancy drink… it was actually really weak. “don’t get too hammered alright kid” sans patted my back. “Are you not staying here with me?” I asked frowning my eyebrows. “i would doll, but i need to keep an eye on my brother” I shook my head understandingly, but deep down I knew it upset me. I started taking down shots of vodka. On the third one I was completely hammered. I looked over at the dance floor and saw Undyne and Alphys dancing. Someone tapped my shoulder. I turned to see a guy with black hair and blue eyes. He was a good-looking guy, but he didn’t interest me… to much skin. “Hey, My names Brandon” He said sticking his hand and out for me to shake. “Cool” I said shaking his hand and then looked back at the bartender. “So you here alone?” He asked pulling out the seat next to me. “Nope, I’m here with my boyfriend” I said looking for sans in the crowd. I found him staring at Papy and Mettaton. Brandon followed my gaze to sans “You’re dating a skeleton!”
I nodded with a sheepish smile “Yeah”
“You deserve someone who can please you” He touched my shoulder and it sent shivers up my spine. “Fat chance creep” I whispered angrily.
“Come one baby girl just one taste” That’s when he crossed the line and went to kiss me. I pushed him away from me, but he went further than expected being drunk I didn’t question it. “Hell yeah! Taste that creep!” I spun off my barstool and stumbled towards sans who was looking my way. “i asked you to do one thing…”
“Shhh, And I listened,” I said falling in the seat next to him. I leaned my head on his boney shoulder. “I love you,” I said but the cloth of his jacket muffled the words. “doll, you need to go home” he touched my head. “No! I want to stay” I wrapped my arms around him. “babe… i’m worried about you” sans, said in a caring voice. “I think I’ll be table to stay safe,” I said smacking the nearby table. Sans didn’t laugh he just stood up and grabbed my hand “let’s get you to bed” He made sure to tell Undyne to watch Papyrus. When we walked outside we were at our house. “Oh! Home sweet home” I giggled. Sans unlocked the door and helped me in. No one was home for some reason. “Where’s my Frisky?” I asked loudly.   
“you’re that drunk… you don’t even notice this isn’t your house” sans sighed. I looked around “Where are we?”
“my old place… frisk doesn’t need to see you like this” sans helped me upstairs and laid me down. “Oh! Sansy are you not going to come lay with me” I whined. Sans looked at me with a blank expression “i’m going to call toriel and tell her where we are” He said before walking out the room. I force my shoes off and pulled a cover over myself. The bed seemed to be a racecar. In my drunken state I searched in the dark for a steering wheel. ‘I’m going to fly out of here! Oh!” I thought touching the pillow ‘Who makes a car with no steering wheel?’ Sans came back in to see me making race car noises with my mouth “having fun?”
“I’m having a…. a… I got nothing” I plopped down on the bed. I started laughing but I really don’t know why. “hey, go to sleep…” he sat on the end of the bed. I rolled my eyes. It was dark and the only light was from his glowing socket. “I want go on an adventure!” I laughed springing up from my lying position. “i bet you do… but it’s time to go to sleep”
I stood up on the bed “Why the man always have to try and put me down?”
“what…”
I looked him in the eye “You guys are always trying to put us women down!”
“for a nap” sans laughed. He got me to lie down and pulled the covers tightly over me. “goodnight” he rubbed my hair. I actually started feeling sleepy and despite my tight dress I fell asleep.