On Sunday I saw a DIY make your own eos. And I tried it.
I failed, I burnt the actual balm, I broke a cute innocent penguin bowl, and the eos TOTALLY FAILED!!!!!
*sobs* I don't know, what I.....did....wrong......
Stupid f-ing YouTube b-tch doesn't know how to do anything.
B-tch.
Merry Christmas B-tches!!!!!
Please, if anything, get me Pokemon. I luv Pokemon. Bae.
And an Xbox. And Assassins Creed Black Flag. And FIFA 16. And an iPhone 7. It's going to come out anytime now, I want an iPhone! And a life. They are cheap at Walgreens. (How do you spell Walgreens? I think I got it right. To lazy to friggin Google.)
Anyways, have a Merry Christmas and a happy new year! And don't have a diet resolution or get-abs goal.
IT. WILL. NEVER. WORK.
Unless you are a millionaire, have a show on E!, and have at least 5 surgeries on butt, boobs, or face.
Yeah.
Bye.
I'm sorry that I exist.
I'm sorry that I exist.
I'm sorry not sorry that I exist.
I'm sorry that I exist.
I'm sorry that I exist.
I'm sorry that I exist.
