Well, you know all the ones everyone uses, but here are some that only few people use:
Holy cats
Holy Shasta. Yes, the soda.
wtfaycis!- What the fuck, are you crazy?! I swear.....
The crap are you doing?!?!
Kill me now. Kind of an exasperated phrase, could be a swear.
Bitch please, I'm fabulous. I don't say this one out loud, but I always think it. PEWDS INSPIRES!!!!
And that's all, because I use the normal swears.
oh, and my wifi sometimes works, and sometimes I can't log in Wattpad. :( So slow, lelz.
Byeeeeeee can't wait 4 swim unit in gymmmmmmm!!!
I'm so slow on hw, I'm such a procrastinator.