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Fred Weasley: Aye! Whudd'er you-
George Weasley: Doing here?
Severus Snape: Minerva had to... go take care of something.
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George Wealey: Oh.
Fred Weasley: My.
George and Fred Weasley: Gandalf.
Fred Weasley: Is he-
George Weasley: Drunk?
Albus Dumbledore: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, what can I do for you three girls today?
Severus Snape: It appears, Headmaster that-
Albus Dumbledore: Hush, now, Polly. Daddy needs to listen to these lovely girls....They seem to be on fire?
George Weasley: That's just our hair, professor.
Albus Dumbeldore: Ahhhhhhhh *drinks from firewhiskey bottle* So my paper says that you... is that a pineapple on my desk?
Severus Snape: Yes, Headmaster, yes it is.
Albus Dumbledore: *Pull out huge knife and begins chopping up the pineapple* Spongebob! I know you're in there! Come play with us!!!!!
Severus Snape: Headmaster?
Albus Dumbledore: Oh, yes, Polly, girls, you may go. I must find and kill Spongebob.
Severus Snape: Are the twins being punished what they did?
Albus Dumbledore: What did they do?
Sverus Snape: They tried to murder Professor Umbridge!
Albus Dumbledore: That is quite reasonable! I never liked her. You may go.
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Albus Dumbledore: WHERE ARE YOU SPONGEBOB?!
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