[Harry Potter has logged on]
[Ron Weasley has logged]
[Hermione Granger has logged on]
Harry Potter: Let's play Truth or Dare. I'll start! Ron, I dare you to eat this food I found on the ground!
Ron Weasley: Sure Harry! I love food. The five second rule still applies though ,right?
Harry Potter: Just eat the food you fattie!
*Harry then shoves a muffin into Ron's hands*
Ron Weasley: Yay! A muffin!
Hermion Granger: You're saying it wrong. It's not MUFF-ONN, but MOOOF-FEEN! You're going to take an eye out. What kind of moof-feen is it anyway?
Harry Potter: Banana.
Ron Weasley: But, Harry, I'm allergic to bananas! I've already eaten the muffin!
Harry Potter: Your loss!
*Ron falls over and starts foaming at the mouth*
[Severus Snape has logged on]
Severus Snape: Who ate my muffin?
Hermione Granger: Professer, you're saying it wrong! It's pronounced MOOF-FEEN!
Severus Snape: Ten points from Gryffindor! Who ate the muffin?
Harry Potter: Ron did! He's dying though! Don't worry! I'll revive him, just like I always do!
*Harry then procedes to repeatedly kick Ron in the stomach*
Severus Snape: Weasley, get up! Agggggh, I'll fix it!
*Snape shoves a beozoar in Ron's mouth*
Ron Weasley: Wow! Thanks Professer! You saved me!
Severus Snape: Detention! With me! Tonight! 6:00 PM sharp!
Ron Weasley: But that's dinnner!
Severus Snape: You ate my muffin! That was your dinner! See you at detention!
[Everyone had logged off]
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