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Hermione Granger: Would either of you like to help me with my arithmacy homework? It's simple!
Harry Potter: Sure Hermione, I bet they are easy! I am the Chosen One after all!
Hermione Granger: Okay, here is the first one: Mark has 47 grape fruits. You give him 13 more grapefruits. How many grape fruits does Mark have?
Ron Weasley: 14!
Hermione Granger: No, Ronald, that's not it. Harry, want to give it a go?
Harry Potter: That's easy! Mark clearly has a grapfruit addiction. He is hoarding grape fruits. You, Hermione, by giving him more, are not helping him by giving him more. Put Mark in rehab.
Hermione granger: No, that's not it either Harry!
Harry Potter: Yes!
Hermione Granger: No! Here's another one. John as 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. How many does he have left?
Ron Weasley: 52!
Harry Potter: Diabetes. John has diabetes.
Hermione Granger: Once again, you both are wrong. Give me serious answers! This is the last one: Suppose I have 10 cakes. You come and take 8. How many do I have left?
Harry Potter: 2 cakes. But really, Hermione? Sirius answers? Just because he's my godfather doesn't mean I can think like him!
Hermione Granger: WRONG!!! and, S-E-R-I-O-U-S! NOT S-I-R-I-U-S!!!
Ron Weasley: 4?
Hermione Granger: NO!!!!!! I have 10 cakes, a dead body, and a warrant out for my arrest! Agggh! You two are imbeciles! I'm out!
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Harry Potter: Her loss! Me too.
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Ron Weasley: Now I need cake!
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