Smosh Adventures: Saving Jesus (Completed)

~4~ The Barbershop Pole

Anthony had taken the lead, for Ian couldn't see well enough through the blizard and Anthony saw slightly better. 

Anthony then saw something tall, with red and white stripes on it. "Ian," he said, "I think we should find another way."

"What do you mean?" Ian asked, squinting his eyes in the distance.

"Just something you probably wouldn't want to see," Anthony said.

"Keep moving, It'll be fine!" Ian said, pushing past Anthony. Anthony sighed, but then gasped as Ian fell through the ground. 

"Ian!" he yelled. "I told you not to go!"

Ian looked up. "Come on down, Anthony! There's a tunnel out of here!"

Anthony shrugged. "I see nothing wrong with that idea!" And so he jumped down and landed next to Ian. Ian began to take the lead.

Finally, they heard terrible laughing. They both looked around, and Ian then spotted him. "Barbershop Pole!" He yelled.

"Ian," the Barbershop Pole spat. 

Now, Ian and the Barbershop Pole did not particularly like each other for this reason: Ian had slept with his wife. 

"What brings you to my lair?" asked the Barbershop Pole.

"It's a way out," Ian said, averting eye contact, and crossing his arms.

"Well I must make you leave. My wife shall escort you out... MRS BARBERSHOP POLE!" he yelled.

The Barbershop Pole gasped to see her next to Ian. "Just let them go, Barbershop Pole. They aren't doing any harm."

The Barbershop Pole sighed. "If you insist," he said.

Ian and Anthony cheered, but were cut off by the Barbershop Pole saying, "Under one condition."

"What's that?" Ian said, annoyed.

"You must hand over the golden plunger! One plunge and all of my clogged mess is gone!" 

"Never!" Ian exclaimed, wielding his AK-47 and then shooting the barbershop pole multiple times. "Cmon Anthony, let's get outta here!"

So they ran out of the tunnel and out of the side of Mount Everest. There, awaiting them, was a terrible forest filled with little creatures saying, "Ditto!"