Smosh Adventures: Saving Jesus (Completed)

~5~ The Other Way

I SEVERELY WARN YOU TO YOUNGER VIEWERS THIS CHAPTER HAS A FEW NOT WORTHY WORDS IN IT FROM ONE OF THEIR SONGS AGAIN I DO NOT OWN SMOSH AND I WILL POST A VIDEO ON THE SIDE OF THE LYRICS THEY USED FOR THIS THANK YOU FOR READING.

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Smosh could not face going through that, so they took the alternative of a giant river of Dixon Cider. There, they found a white water raft waiting for them.

There were strange symbols on a post card inside the raft. "It looks like it's upside down!" Ian exclaimed.

Anthony turned it around. Ian said "Ohhhh" and read the writing aloud. It said this:

"In order to pass through the Dixon Cider River, you must sing the song to ensure a safe way getting through. Otherwise, you will die from your boat flipping over and you will drown. In Dixon Cider."

They both hopped in and began the song. "Sometimes, you have bad days," Ian began. "Days when you think nothing can bring you up."

"But if you got a girl, you got nothin to worry about," Anthony said. "Just listen here, and we'll tell you what's up."

The music began. The raft began to move. Ian continued it. "Grab your girl and have some Dixon Cider and show her love with your Dixon Cider and fill her full with lots of Dixon Cider in her mouth full fit it down inside her."

Anthony continued it. "Grab her grandma get some Dixon Cider too old to handle all the Dixon Cider and show her family your Dixon Cider in her mouth full fill it down inside her."

Ian sang, "You might not get it yet, so I'm gonna tell you again, then you can shout it out and tell all of your friends. I love Dixon Cider and I will till the day I die. I would even choose it... uh...oh... I guess pie?"

Ian continued the part. "I’m on a mission for some Dixon Cider if your girl don’t want it then you best go harder cause I find her give her Dixon Cider push, shove it all down inside her make her thirst for the Dixon Cider put it all the spring so I can ride her all day every day Dixon Cider can’t wait to pour it all inside her."

Anthony began the rap. "I was 13 when I had my first Dixon Cider I had so much when I talked, I would slur.My parents didn’t like it, there was nothing they could do.Then my momma tried it, she started slurring too.My dad said no more Dixon Cider till you’re older, I said hell no so I rolled him over with a boulder.And then my ass was stuck in this crappy foster care… can anyone save me from this killer bear?(Ah! get away from me bear! No... no!!!)"

They sang in unison, "It don’t matter who you are, white, black, asian or hispanic.There’s no need to panic; you know that shit’s organic.If you don’t get it now, it could make you go nuts.Grab your Dixon Cider and wash it down with doughnuts.Grab your girl and get some Dixon Cider, sweet sweet love you will provide her.Fill her full with lots of Dixon Cider.In her mouth full fill it down inside her then shower her with Dixon Cider with all your clothes on that’s what I prefer show your love with Dixon Cider push and shove it all down inside her."

Anthony then sang, "So that’s the deal and we hope you understand we want the whole world with Dixon Cider in its hand if you’re wondering what this song is really all about."

Ian finished, "we’re talkin' bout shoving penis in her mouth."

They were safely through the river. But that wasn't the end of their troubles. They still had one more obstacle to face.