Smosh Adventures: Saving Jesus (Completed)

~2~ The Climb to the Top

Sup guys. The author's note is gonna look like this from now on. So anyway, I had to pee while writing this. It was a huge inspiration for this chapter. I know what yall are thinking, too. 'Oh no! She's inspired this chapter on pee! That means there's gonna be pee in this chapter! OH JESUS NO!' Well you all are absolutely RIGHT! So here is this PEE inspired chapter! Oh god, now I'm gonna pee my pants. OH NO! HERE'S THE CHAPTER!!!

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Ian and Anthony had set up camp for the night. In the morning, Ian had woken up. He smiled and stretched out, forgetting where he was. Then he felt legs under his bottom.

Ian's scream woke the hills and the birds for miles away. He woke up Anthony with it. "God, IAN!" he complained.

"Anthony, you were spooning me!" Ian complained.

"No I wasn't!" Anthony said.

"Yeah, you kinda were. YOU STILL ARE!" Ian god out of his sleeping bag and stood outside the tent, pouting.

Anthony got out of his sleeping bag and followed Ian. "Ian! We still have a job to do!"

"Well we can do that after you apologize!" Ian retorted.

"Ian--"

"Then I guess you can save Jesus yourself." Ian turned his back to him.

"Look, Ian, I'm sorry," Anthony said, crossing his own arms.

"What for?" Ian asked.

"Ian, do we really have to do this--"

"Anthony!" Ian yelled.

Anthony sighed. "Ian, I am sorry for accidentally spooning you."

"Do you mean it?"

"Yes, I mean it."

Ian turned around in joy and grabbed their things. "Well, we wont need this anymore." He kicked over the tent, which went flying away in the wind. "Now let's go!!"

They ran to the base of the mountain. Instantly they saw Donkey Kong at the top, who was snickering at them. "Oh, you damn Donkey Kong!" yelled Ian. He began to climb up the mountain. "Ian!" yelled Anthony. He followed.

"Level One!" an electronic voice exclaimed. They avoided barrels. Anthony smashed one open and found an axe.

"Hey Ian, let's go kill this Firetrucker!"

Ian smashed a barrel in agreement and wielded an AK-47. "Yeah Anthony!" They began shooting and slicing barrels, only to find more supplies. They reached Donkey Kong and beat him to a pulp with their new weapons.

"Level Two!" exclaimed the electronic voice again. 

"What the firetruck?!" asked Ian. "We just killed him!"

"Stupid ressurecting b*stard!" They reached the top and beat him again.

Seventeeen boring levels later, they finally killed him once and for all. As they reached the top, they saw a glowing building in the distance. They ran through the blizarding snow to the shop.

Once inside, they shook snow off of their dripping wet bodies. Boxman stood behind the counter, polishing some sort of...plunger? They looked around. Every weapon was a plunger. They walked to the counter.

"Yeah. This is Boxman's Plunger Shoppe. How can I help you?"

"I thought this was the Heavenly Weapons shop!" yelled Anthony. "I didn't go through 19 freaking levels of Donkey Kong for a goddamn Plunger Shoppe!"

Boxman leaned in close. "Listen, you want the Golden Plunger? You'll need it to defeat the enemy who has captured Jesus."

"Well... Can we have it?"

"Oh sure! But there's a blizard. Why don't you two stay for a while? All I got is my Purple gang coming on over. There's an extra room upstairs."

They nodded and walked up. Man spider stood in the hallway. "Sup," he said. 

They walked into the room and, thankfully, it had two seperate beds. They collapsed from tired and dreamed about video games and such.