Mind Reader ☆ Lashton

Two?

What is this? Idk. It's like, I don't know. I don't remember writing this at all but I think its funny.

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Calum: "hey, can I have this?"

Ashton: (looks up) (sighs) "Calum, that's a old top to a bottle."

Calum: "I know but look, it's has a cute little dog on it!"

Ashton: "whatever. Yeah, take it."

Calum: "OH MY GOD. WHAT SHOULD I NAME IT?"

Ashton: "WHY ARE YOU HOLLERING?"

Calum: "WHY ARE YOU YELLING WHEN YOU SHOULD BE HELPING ME THINK OF NAMES?"

Ashton: "WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME TO HELP YOU NAME A BOTTLE CAP?"

Calum: "WHY ARE YOU BEING A DICK TO MY PUPPY BOTTLE CAP? GEORGE HAS FEELINGS TOO YA KNOW!"

Ashton: (scrunched up face) WHO NAMES A BOTTLE CAP GEROGE?"

Calum: "WHY WONT YOU GIVE GEORGE A CHONCE?"

Niall: "WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHONCE?"

Calum: "FUCK OUTTA HERE NIALL. THIS ISNT YOUR STORY!"

Niall: "I'm never appreciated in Fanfictions. (Leaves)

Ashton's mum: "IF SOMEONE ELSE YELLS, IM GOING TO COME THERE AND SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET THESE HANDS!"

Ashton: "SORRY MUM!"

Ashton's mum: "FUCK DID I JUST SAY?"

Ashton: "Opps."

Calum: "um. (Confused face) What just happened?

Ashton: "I don't know. Just shut up and go play with George."

Calum: "LEAVE GEORGE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKER!"

Ashton: "YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOUTH!"

Ashton mum: "THATS IT!" (Viciously runs up the stairs)

Ashton and calum: (jumps out the window quickly)

Ashton's mum: (sticks head out window) YOURE GONNA HAVE TO COME BACK HERE ONE DAY IWRIN AND HOOD. AND WHEN YOU DO, ILL GETCHA!" (Slams window)

Calum: "wanna have sex?"

Ashton: "sure."

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Ashton opens his eyes to see Calum with a bottle top.

"Hey, can I-"

"NO!" Ashton quickly jumps out off bed and grabs the bottle cap and throws it out the window.

"Hey! That had a cute puppy on it!" Calum whines. Ashton rubs his face and sighs.

"I just had this dream where we were arguing about that bottles caps name and we were yelling. Then, my mum like turned into the hulk and came to give us the hands because we were still yelling. So, we jumped out the window and ended up having sex."

Calum was laughing his ass off when I finished and I soon joined him because it's pretty funny.

"God," he wipes a tear out of his eye, "Someone needs to put that in a book."

"I'm pretty sure someone already did."
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