adopted by Hollywood undead

the guys are drunk part 3

*at the interview*

"hello everyone im here with funny man,Da kurlzz and skyar from hollywood undead"said the reporter

"hello"said funny

"hi" i said

"good morning"said kurlzz

"kurlzz its 2" i said while laughing

"oh well its morning for me" said kurlzz

"well sky it seems like you got another injury what happend" asked the reporter

"oh um i..they.. um.. crap " i said

"wait did you.."asked kurlzz

"i forgot to" i said

"it was my fault"said funny

"really"asked the reporter

"yes i take full responsibility i was a drunk bastard of a father and i failed her "said funny

"it was some my fault to"said kurlzz

"i..i..i got to go ill be back" i said

"funny you tell em"said kurlzz while hanging his head

"well umm how do i say this.. ok the guys and i went to a bar it was just meant for a beer or two but that turned into 3 or 4 hours. and later and we went back to the room and sky was there and we were crazy drunk and i guess i didnt realize it was sky so  god im an a*s i hit her while i was insanely drunk and kurlzz yelled at her and sky wont talk to me but i dont blame her i  failed as a father i think i lost her i miss talking to her and she hasnt sang an a week"said funny

*at charlie j and johnnys interview*

"hey ill be right back"said johnny

"o..ok"said the reporter

"hey sky whats wrong youlook like your about to cry"said johnny

"there talking about the drunk thing" i said

"oh its ok" said johnny

"i wish it never happend" i said

"me to were getting asked about it do you want us to say anything?"asked johnny

"no" i said

"ill go stop them before they do something stupid" said johnny

"il go back to my crazy people" i said

*back at mine,kurlzz and funnys interview*

"im back sorry wait what did i miss" i asked

" i it true" asked the reporter

"yes and if one of you people call child sevices i swear on my broken homes name i fill find you and kick your a*s i already have a strike id love another one" i said into the camara

"this is why we dont get her pissed"said funny

"ok kid calm down"said kurlzz

"anything else you want to clear up like me going to court in Ireland?" i asked

"yes the Ireland scene" said the reporter

"ok so Danny adopted me in Ireland and my old father was a addict and my mother was gone so i was from a broken home and i was a troubled kid i went to school and outside school i got how many was it"i asked

"it was 5 or 6 charges" said kurlzz

"plus all 6 of the guys are from broken homes so we can kinda relate"said funny

"yeah so i got charged with assault on 4th degree,assault on the 3red degree,concealed weapon,assault on the frst degree, and some otheer charges that i cant think of" i said

"so what does code 'alpha red mean'" asked the repoter

"it means multiple charges,danger to the public,danger to then selfs, swat needed,all personal needed,if your put under the category of 'alpha red' it kinda like saying this person is like dead pool  like how they are willing to do anything,hey im shocked they let me out of the country" i siad

"what was the whole held at gun point like?"asked the reporter

"well there was 10 officers surrounding me and after the swat got there there was 20 people holding me at gun point while i was on my knees with my hands behind my head ahh old times" i said

" i have no input on this"said funny

"i was both shocked and proud at the sametime"said kurlzz

"ring ring ring"

"sorry i need to take this"said kurlzz

"ok" i said

*5 min later*

"well good God this is awkward"said kurlzz while sitting on the couch

"ya telling me" i said