adopted by Hollywood undead

Talk about the body part 4

* at Vanessa's apparent*

"Knock knock knock"

" hi sky hi Dylan come in" said Vanessa

" thanks" said funny

" what's going on?" Asked Vanessa

" how do I explain this ok there is a killer who is killing the closest to me and the guys and your the last one so we just wait for the person to show up" I said prepping  my gun

" I'm sure this is a shock but it's true" said Funny 

" he killed everyone at 4am and its 3:30am you will be fine we won't leave until either he's dead or arrested I don't care which one" I said

" thank you guys so much" said Vanessa

" let's just think of this is pay back for letting me stay here" I said

*at 4am*

" he's here" I said

" ok Vanessa go hide somewhere" said funny while cocking his gun

" ok" said Vanessa while walking back

"Dad if I don't make it I love you" I said

" love you too sky you ready?" Asked funny

" yeah" I said

" let's kick some a*s" said funny while hiding behind a chair

*the guy walks in*

"Go with Vanessa I got him" I said then punched the killer in the face

"That's cute your think you can't beat me" said the robber while punching me in the face

"Move and I'll take your life"I said pointing the gun at his head

" fine fine" said the robber on the ground

" dad Vanessa call the police you can come out here I got a gun pointed at his head he won't move" I said

" I'm on the phone with em right now"  said Vanessa

"Give me that damn gun " said funny while talking the gun from the robber

" damn your rude" said the robber

* I cock my gun*

" well I got a little pissed when someone kills two people and tried  to kill another person what are close to me and her" said funny

" LAPD" yelled the officer

* the guys gets up and chokes me*

" put the girl down" yelled the officer

" no I got this" I said the kicked him in the kneeing shot his foot

" this man attempted murder on this lady and my daughter"said funny while the other cop was cuffing the guy

" thank you two so much" said Vanessa

" it's ok" I said hugging Vanessa

" yeah no problem"said funny

" let me guess you need me in for questioning" I said

" no but if I hear your running the criminal underworld here again I'll take you in for questioning and it will take a log time"said the officer

" yes sir" I said while putting my gun away

" you two need a ride" asked another officer

" yeah" said funny

" come on I'll give you a ride"said the cop

* on the way home*

" Skylar if I may how did you get the legal rights to own a gun your 15 you need to be 18" said the officer

" well officer you see I was a foster kid on the west side of Ireland and um I ran the criminal underworld there so o got immunity right all over the world it rather odd" I said from the back seat

"What do you mean by the criminal underworld?" Asked the cop

" you know like drug trafficking, weapon dealing, corrupt  cops I think you know what I mean" I said

" your lucky your out of their jurisdiction" said the cop

" actually no I also have diplomatic immunity there I saved the Queens grandson " I said

" you have an interesting past" said the cop

" this is our house" said funny

" ok" said the cop while pulling in

" hello" said Johnny while walking out the door

"We brought them back again" said the officer while letting me out

"Thank you" said Johnny

" have a good night" said the officer

" you too" I said walking in the door

* kurlzz comes up and hugs me*

" hi to you too" I said

" are you ok" asked kurlzz

" yeah when did you become all panicky?" I asked turning the safety  on my gun on

" he's been like this for the past 2 hours" said j

" the fight is on the news   They said there was a gun shot then kurlzz lost his sh*t  are you  two ok" asked Charlie

" yep sky took em she wouldn't let me fight" said funny

" and I shot the guy in the foot and he nearly crushed my wind  pipe" I said

" ok well I'm going back to bed see you in the morning?" Said Danny

" I better go too" said Charlie