Mommy The Sweetest Name She Ever Called Me

Reception

'Hello testing! The volume up all the way?' Dr Teeth asked. The speakers shrieked as everyone cringed at the ear shattering noise.

'Aw man I'm sorry about that folks anyway allow me to introduce my mystifying presence I'm Dr Teeth I'm a good friend of the bride and groom and their fellow band mate and I will be your MC this evening at this beloved pulchritudinous event Right now we have some beautiful speeches and pieces to wish Janice and Floyd well as officially betrothed!'
Everybody clapped and then he continued to introduce
'First up we got my man Sam the Eagle!'

Sam slowly made his way to the stand almost in a marching type on stance while walking taking the microphone from Teeth

'Well I must say that this has been a very pleasant occasion today weddings are a very beautiful American tradition but that is not what I'm gonna go on about right now. Janice, bear with me this is for you..I've got a audible admission to make to you. I used to be so in love with you and I sort of still am. But I knew we just couldn't work out you obviously seem a lot more passionate for moustache guy and your happiness matters more then mine and I have made the decision to let you go. Be free and soar together and God bless your beautiful union'
Everyone clapped as Sam walked off he felt a small tug on his wing to see Janice smiling as she pulled him to hug and kiss his cheek

'Like thank you!' She said

'Hey man' Floyd said 'you're a trooper!' Sam and him shook hands then went back to his seat as Teeth started to speak again.

'Well that really was quite a uh inexplicable start but that's okay Sam I hear you and don't blame you. She's a fox especially when we were a item'

The comment caused Floyd to sort of plant his face into the table cuz an face palm apparently wasn't enough.

'Next we have the divine Mandi the Frog to share a little poem'

Mandi stumbled her way to the front obviously not never sober she was the first besides Rizzo Pepe and Gonzo to be drinking down her booze. She went over and grabbed the mic giggling.

'Good morning Erybody' Her speech was a little slurred up.

Kermit practically was in the back making his scrunched up face he always made when he see his daughter doing mischief.

'I prepared a poem for you and Uncle Floyd!!
Roses Are Blue
Violets Are Red
Hairy Vagina!!'

Kermit couldn't take This torture any longer before Mandi could say any more stupid shit he dragged her off the stage throwing her his shoulder like a rag doll as she flung around screaming 'Arnie!!!'

'Urmm okay so hopefully this upcoming person should be a little more organized ladies and gents I give you Kylie Pepper the couples adopted daughter' Teeth said as Kylie made her way up to speak

'Thank you Dr Teeth anyway like he had said I'm their daughter not through blood but love. My blood family disowned me...and y'know who took me on in?...They did' Kylie said as she teared up smiling at Janice as she smiled back blowing a air kiss.

'They are the definition of a true mother and father in my life even though I only knew em a few months I felt like I known them forever as their baby and their fan. Thanks Janice for being there to hug me when I needed it and Floyd for Chasing away those boys'

Everybody laughed at that comment
'Right now I'm going to sing a little song that has been glued into my heart and constantly makes me think of my beautiful mom and dad some have heard it some might have not it's called 'ButterFly Fly Away'' Teeth began to play the keyboard he had set up while she talked they had rehearsed this for weeks to make a surprise Floyd and Janice did not know she could sing. Kylie sang her heart out causing everybody in the room to have a standing ovation and even made Floyd cry along with Janice. There wasn't a single dry eye in the room at that's moment. Janice got up from her seat walking closer to the front waving Kylie to come over with Floyd following they went over and squeezed Kylie in the biggest hug possible as Kylie sobbed harder in tearful joy as soon as Janice wrapped her arms around her crying hard .
'Oh baby girl! That was so beautifully done. Your voice gives me chills!'

'Yeah how come you never find us you sang?' Floyd added

'Oh it's not that good Dad.'

'Are you kidding kiddo!? That was remarkable we gotta put you as a backup singer we been needing some of those we'll discuss it later' Floyd said as he kissed her cheek.

After many other speeches It was soon time for the first dance everyone gathered themselves into the ballroom as Chicago's 'You're the inspiration' began to play as Janice and Floyd were tangled in each others arms swaying kissing and dancing. From their chemistry and PDA it was obvious it was going to be a very tight and more well mended relationship.