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Chapter Eleven

Katie's POV

I was absolutely stunned. I just kissed Dan Howell, oh my god I hope Phil doesn't hate me now for kissing his boyfriend.

I got a text from Mak a little while ago, and her relationship is progressing. I'm the only one with no one, except Dan of course.

As I stepped out of the restaurant, I would feel the chilly air tickle the hairs on my skin. Everyone was gone, or inside, and I was all alone in the cold weather.

I could see my vans begin to get dusty form the gravel parking lot. I closed my eyes, enjoying the air. I loved the cold surrounding my body, and just letting the wind press through my small sweater. I felt someone's hand slid against the curve of my hip, and I twisted around.

In front of me, was no one other then the fake spongebob. He did look rather hot in this light, I mean, let's just admit it right now, spongebob was gorgeous. And it was the exact same person from before.

"I've missed you Katie...." He whispered, his breath dissolving in the cold air.

"Uh Hello....?" I muttered back, confused on how he found me here.

"No Adele right now, just you and me." He looked at me, and slid his hands up along my butt and back (much like an experience Sierra has been through with someone).

I let out a shocked gasp, and stepped back a bit, leaving more space between us. "I can't believe you did this to me."

"What are you talking about?" I asked as my eyes lingered along the square curve of his yellow body.

"I'm talking about how you kissed Dan Howell. You cheated on me." I could hear him sobbing throughout that whole sentence.

"Mate, we aren't a thing. IMA FREE WOMEN" I yelled at him, listening to the soft echo tumble through the air.

"I liked my men- I mean women chained to the ground" he corrected himself. I looked at him confused.

"Then go find yo self another man women. Because I don't want none of your weirdness." I finally stood up to him.

"Before you leave me darling..... Would you mind coming back to my place? I have to show you some stuff..." He said oddly. This was getting weird.

"Uh. No. I- yea no." I told him sternly. I couldn't see his actual face, but I could tell he was sad.

"I'm not gonna kill you or rape you. I promise. Just please, no chains, no nothing, I actually have something to show you." He attempted to convince me. Just by the way he was talking I felt my heart throb, I was a good person.

"Uh- alright." I have in. I really did care about people, so, I guess I could do this.

"O M G" he screamed. He ran close to me, and wrapped him flimsy arms around me. His body was pressed tightly against mine, and I could feel the heat of his skin seap through the fabric of the suit.

"I love you so much!!!!! You are amazing!!! Thank you!!!!!! Okay let's go before its to late!!!!" He sounded like Sierra, God he was fangirling so much, just like she does over every one direction detail.

"Haha.... Ha.... H........." I said awkwardly.

He pulled away and began to direct me to his car. I really hope I don't die. God, this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. I should text all my friends and tell them I love them. This isn't gonna be good.

He led me to a Lamborghini, and I felt my jaw actually hit the ground. I expected a old dusty car that worked like shit. But oh my lord.

It was a dark black colour, and I could see my reflection because it was so shinny.

"Holy crap, God r u rich???" I asked stunned.

"Haha--- maybe......" He looked at me, and I saw a quick glimpse of his eyes through the costume. They were brown, and very beautiful.

He opened the door for me, and I gladly slipped into leather seats in the car. The seat was cold against my pants, but it was okay.

He got in beside me, and pushed the key into the ignition. I heard the engine turn over with a rumble.

I looked out the tinted windows, and got lost in the thoughts rushing through my mind. Flashbacks switched through my mind, and I had no idea why. I was so lost in my thoughts that when we pulled up into a driveway I didn't even notice.

Spongebob tapped on my shoulder. I swung my head around and  looked over at him.

"Are you gonna get out of the car or just live in here for the rest of your life?" He asked.

"If you bring me various types of pasta I will live in here." I joked as I looked out the front window. A massive mansion towered in front of me. "Alright never mind, I'll just go live on a couch in your house even if it is filled with kinky sex toys because THAT IS MY FUCKING DREAM HOUSE!!!!!!" I yelled as I pushed open the car door. "Wait but I still want various types of pasta. Alright? Don't forget that, that is need to know information." I informed him.

Who knew that weird-ass spongebob man could be so loaded. And not in a dirty way.

"Your cute, follow me. Like right now, I'm not kidding the surprise might have left." He nudged me. I rushed up the walkway, not waiting a minute longer. As I reached the door, he wasn't far behind me, so he quickly slipped the key into the door and opened it. I was super anxious, and I really hope that it isn't kinky chains. Because. Well. I don't like it that kinky.

Anyway, as I walked in, I stepped into the living room and was welcomed by heat coming from the burning embers of the fireplace. I was so distracted by the burning flames that I didn't notice a person sitting on the couch.

Phil Lester.

Phil fucking Lester was siting on a couch right in front of my fucking face. Black dots began to dot my vision and I fell backwards.

I felt arms around me. And I expected the spongebob man. But no. Dan Howell had his arms around me. And I actually died. My heart actually stopped beating. (Remind me later that we need to go get that doctorized because I think I actually died for a minute).

"Oh- my- god- gajejenenwjkqk" I squeaked. "Dan----- Phil---- FUCKING PHAN IS SO REAL OH MY GOD"

"Katie, I was that sponge bob guy, I'm sorry about that." Dan told me, lifting Me onto my feet.

"It's all good. Just- like- EXPLAIN PLZ" I yelled that last part. Phil got off the couch and walked over to Dan.

"Well, Dan was telling me about how you have like 2 million pictures on your Instagram about us. And I thought maybe we could surprise you...." Phil explained to me.

"With what?" I asked, curious because I am fucking oblivious with hints.

"Well...." Dan said.

"Wellllllllllllll....... PHAN IS REAL." Phil yelled. And I fell to my knees and started crying. My dreams had come true. Oh my lord I'm gonna rub this in Sierra's face because my ship is real and hers isn't (even though Larry is so real and never doubt that or I will hunt you down and murder you - Sierra).

"Call 911 because I am about to die. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy. Shit. I love you." I cried.

"I love you too. And you are the first phan haha get the pun, oh my god I'm great. Your the fan to actually know about us" Dan explained to me.

"God bless Jesus Christ. Have mercy on my soul for I have committed the sin on dying on 2 Angels' property. " I looked at them, and got on my feet. I ran over into both of their arms. And they hugged me back. I could die there. I would die there in their arms. Actually scratch that. I did die in their arms.

A/N: hello. It's me. JK ITS SIERRA HAHA GOT U. Lol so, how are you? Do you enjoy small talk? No? Alright then don't be sassy with me. This was written by Sierra, if you could tell. I hope u liked it, and I know nothing of Phan but I will get in this fandom just for the sake of God. VOTE COMMENT. And if u don't Ima call Jesus and u shall be punished for sin. *calls dylan* Jesus? U better watch these sinners.

ALRIGHT BYYEEE