Teacher: where's your book?
Me: it's sitting on my desk at home.
Teacher: what is it doing there?
Me: having more fun than me.
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World's Best Comebacks
Random⚠️WARNING: NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO GET EASILY OFFENDED⚠️Ever stuck in a situation that needs a good comeback? Is someone being a jerk and you want something to say back? World's Best Comebacks will be by your side to give you ideas for funny and amusin...
