Would you rather?

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Y/n-Hey my loves wazzup don't mind my big belly
Chris-this is our baby "pokes your belly" anyway don't mind her "pushes your head" we are going to play would you rather.
Y/n-you pushed me
Chris-hush we are about to play a game you go first.
Y/n-"straight faces Chris" would you rather get kicked out of this house or starve.
Chris-baby I'm sorry I pushed you "kisses you" and I rather get kicked out cuz a nigga has to get "laughs"
Y/n-"laughing" shut up its your turn
Chris-ok would you rather kiss me or Trey Songz
Y/n-oh my god why would you give me a hard choice
Chris-"stares at you"
Y/n-I mean of course you baby
Chris-I thought so hmm
Y/n-would you rather suck a homeless guy toes or eat a rat
Chris-that's just nasty
Y/n-"laughing" you have too pick
Chris-I hope the rat is made out of candy
Y/n-"laughs" whatever makes you happy
Chris-would you rather eat a snake or a old burger
Y/n-my stomach "holds your stomach" that's not right Chris
Chris-that's what you get "sticks out his tongue"
Y/n-the old burger
Chris-I would have ate the snake
Y/n-oh shut up Chris you'll eat anything
Chris-"gasps" I do not
Y/n-looks at him"
Chris-ok maybe I do
Y/n"laughs" no you do anyways would you rather want a girl or a boy?
Chris-owww that's hard can I pick either or
Y/n-nope you have to pick one or the other
Chris-ummmmm a girl
Y/n-I don't care which gender we have
Chris-me either..... Would you rather have Donald trump as president or Kanye West
Y/n-Kanye West all the way. Donald Trump needs to drop out the race,but I'm not getting into that.
Chris"laughing" that's all the time we have today I hope you all have a BREZZY day.
You&Chris-love you team breezy

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