*walks up to microphone*
IS THIS THING ON!!!
It is! Great!
Hello, Hola, Heya, Hej!!!!
Welcome to my book of random rants on things.
It will be filled with stuff, Stuff that you can read. Stuff that runs through my brain.
LIIIIIIIKE!!! Pole dancing pineapples.
Anyways I hope you enjoy it because you don't really have a choice.
ENJOY IT!! YOUR WELCOME!!
YOU ARE READING
Life's Lemons: Rants On Life
HumorWELCOME WELCOME TO MY BOOK OF RANTS!!! Where I will be showing you a piece of my crazy brain. My gift to you. Your welcome!
