Perverted Spiders

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Me: *decides to take shower*

Me: *get's into shower and starts dancing and singing as usual*

Me: *happens to look up and see a HUGE fat f-ing spider above me in the corner*

Spider: *stares*

Me: *stares*

Fat Spider: *continues staring*

Me: Pervert! *flips spider off*

Spider: *continues staring* (hopefully he was ashamed of his actions. So rude!)

Me: *continues singing and dancing*



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