Alright soooo.....I like animals. I'm a HUGE animal lover and one of my hobbies is horse riding. So for those who do or don't ride horses here is what happens when you ride these almost Unicorns.
Me: *hops on horses* Let's go for a ride! Woop!
Horse: *starts walking*
Me: Oh this is nice.
Horse: Wait why are we leaving my barn?
Me: Just keep going.
Horse: *stops and throws it's head around* BAAARRRNNN!!!
Me: Oh no you don't!! Keep going!!
Horse: *prances while tossing its head* BBBAAAAARRRNNN!!!!
Me: No No NO!!!
Horse: Fine! *starts heading for mud puddle*
Me: Oh no! Don't you dare dump me in a mud puddle!! Go AROUND the mud puddle!
Horse: *grins wickedly*
Me: I'm to young to die!!
Horse: *steps in mud puddle and starts throwing a fit*
Me: *hangs on for dear life and manages to safely steer the horse out of the puddle*
Horse: BBBAAARRRNNN!!!!
Me: PLEASE BEHAVE!!! *le sobs*
Horse: *walks sideways in an attempt to get to the barn*
Me: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!!!
Horse: Going to the barn duh.
Me: AAARRRGGGHHH!!! I GIVE UP!!
Horse: Dat's right! Who rules?!? ME!!
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