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A police officer got arrested for assaulting another officer . The judge let him go after hearing this . The opposing lawyer walked up to him and called him a dick for lying . But the thing is he never lied he just never told the full story . He "sexually assaulted (abused) " the police officer. And the police officer was his wife and when caught assaulting her he was in Atlanta in a hotel on vacation .

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