Boy comes home with I vase to give to his mother for mothers day .
Boy : Happy mother's day mom !
Mom : Oh baby I love it ! Wait I have seen this before . Where did you buy this ?
Boy : I didn't buy it . I took it from a museum .
Mom : ( starts to panic ) You stole this vase from a museum ?!
Boy : It's okay mom , I don't think they need it . The tag said priceless .
