Kid 1 : I had sex with a teacher . I think she's pregnant . I can't talk to my dad or mom . I'm gonna be in big trouble .
Kid 2 : I can help you .
Kid 1 : No offense but your kind of a wuss . You have never even seen a girl naked . You can't help me with this.
Kid 2 : Then maybe you should talk to your brother .
Kid 1 : I don't have a brother .
Kid 2 : Don't worry you'll have one in nine months .
