2:37am

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by lashtonsdreams

by lashtonsdreams

Breadstick, 2:37am : hey are you australian? Cause you meet all of my koalifications ;-)

Rude, 2:39am : do you honestly think that's a good pick up line?

Breadstick, 2:40am : well yeah

Rude, 2:41am : wow, you have serious mental issues

Breadstick, 2:43am : hey! You're being rude again

Rude, 2:45am : there's a difference between rude and honest

Breadstick, 2:46am : yeah and you're being rude

Rude, 2:47am : I'm being honest

Breadstick, 2:48am : you know what

Rude, 2:49am : idc

Breadstick, 2:50am : I'm done with being nice! You've been nothing but mean to me while I'm being nice to you! I'm fucking done!

Rude, 2:52am : oh I'm so scared at what breadstick boy might do

Breadstick, 2:53am : fuck off! You're a fucking rude bitch piece of shit and you make me wanna kill kittens and small innocent baby penguins! That's how mad you make me feel

Rude, 2:55am : do you feel better after that

Breadstick, 2:56am : actually yeah, i feel a lot better

Bitch, 2:57am : great! Can i go to sleep now

Breadstick, 2:58am : fuck off okay

Bitch, 2:59am : okay

Hey everybody [see what I did there]. I hope you're enjoying this story so if you are don't forget to vote/comment.

Read my other stories maybe [it has 'EN' in front of the title if it's in English]? Thanks!

Love you xx