phan crack fic

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lololol I haven't slept in like 4 days btw I made this about mw and sdan and phil and my friends told me to publish it here u fo thanls

dab and iphil go to a tewenty one pilots concert but not withhh eacho ther . phil goes with caitlin, his bestest friend for many many tears but not that many because they aren't old peop e they are young people; . dan goes with chris and phpjj . after te concert they o to a bar for drinks and dancuign but they don't like dancing so what. an then dan sees caitling an comines to talk to her and he sees phil and is like wow he is fit I want to takr him to my house and kiss his face. 'caitlin who is this/' ' this is phillip y u think hes hot?' 'yes lo lwiat no l ol help ollolollolo/

'oh no I must pee ley me to go to toiler so I can pee and ont ee on the floor' and thenc aitlin left and peed but she didn't actually pee she just wanted to leave dan and phi;l and alone bc shipness.

'well that is nice to know that he is pee ning .'

'uyes;'

/...

'soooo pihl, you likek twenty one iltos/' yes they are fit'

I know I would bagn them righ' 'yes does that mean u likek guys bc same'

'yes' 'especially u wink wink'

'wow flirty'

they heard a srream.

#'oh no somebody help there is a woman on tleh floor'

'wuick aclal an ambluance'

'999'

ambylance]

dan ad phil decided to incestyigate and they see cialitn dead on the floor.

oh no

the7y cry a lot until the foor is wette than if caitlin had peed herself.

'dan pls hug me'

'only if u hug me tho #no homo tho'

#they hius but it is more than that'

2 years leter.

they miss caitlin but get on with their lives.

'phil ip ily'

'nice'

'same btw'

kiss kssi fall inlvoe.