phan crack fic

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A/N so I have had no sleep thanks to school work so here is ur result

so like dan and pil were just chillin one day and phil was like dan bby can we get a hamser and he was like wt fno and phil was like k and then 3 day s later phil was found dead hugging a hamset and dan was like oh no Philip so he went to the ship and he bought some milk and he shoved itup his ars and hen phil walked in and dan was like phil wyd I thoiguh u were dead and he was like nah and an was like oh so what then and phi lwas like am a vampire danyil and dan was like well shit r u gonna kill me and phil was like nah and then they went into the bedroom where chris and pj were dead with blood and stuff and dan was like phil what did you do and phil was like well I have to eat m8 and dan was like I guess and hen lie dan was like u cant eat our frind stho and phil was like ik but like I was hungry yknwo and dan was like ralte nel and pjil was like odnt hate realte and dan was like I hust said realtebale and phil was like oh yeah did I meantion I havr short term memory loos now and dan was like no and hpil was like I guess I forgot to mention it them lolxor an dan was like lolzor and phil was like what are you laughing at and dan was like idk and then they forgot about existence and died

and then like some time later a stalker fan crawled into their window nad found them and was like oh shit and then she called the neenaws and theu canme and then everyone cry and erlate and the end