1. Thou shall only eat Swiss chocolates. Thou will not eat hershey's chocolate, or heath bars, or kit-kats, or the truffles thou can buy at Cvs, or the dark bitter-sweet almond chocolates thou can buy at traders joe's. Thou will only eat Swiss chocolates, imported from Switzerland.
2. Thou shall never play the paino. The all mighty Suisu's enemy plays the piano, and thus, it is a sin to play.
3. Always buy the cheaper cheese. It does not matter if the more expensive one is high-quality goat cheese, always buy the cheaper cheese.
4. Thou shall not do harm against other creatures. Lietchstien cut her hair for there sins, and thus, all are created equal. Unless you are Austrian, or American, or british or any nationality that isn't swiss. Although, if you're german you actually have a chance.
5. Thou shall not be cozy. The all might Suisu said "no cozy allowed!" Despite being tempted by the devil's french frog.
6. Thou shall not adopted wild animals. But if thou shall anyway, then adopt two, because animals deserve to have friends.
7. If the closed-eyed one comes onto thine's lawn, chase him away with guns. He will lead thou down the path of sin, despite being friends with a german.
8. Thou shall ignore Sealand. Sealand is not a real country and thus, is not worth thine's attention.
9. Tea is gift from our holy saviour, Lietchstien; if offered accept with graditude.
10. The goat is a gift from the almight Suisu, never harm it.
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The Book of Suisuism
FanfictionBefore I even start this book, this is not a legit religion. This is just a joke, and will make fun of a lot of religions. Mainly Christianity, because I'm a 'Christian'. Also, this will be extremely offensive for those who are Austrain, French, Ita...
