Suisu, or Switzerland is our all-might god, creator of all that is good.
Austria, Switzerland's closest friend, betrayed him and created chaos.
Lietchstien cut her hair so that the chaos of Austria and his followers would be banished to hell.
Some of her hair landed in hot water, creating tea. Some of her hair landed with animals and people, creating the patron saints.
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The Book of Suisuism
FanfictionBefore I even start this book, this is not a legit religion. This is just a joke, and will make fun of a lot of religions. Mainly Christianity, because I'm a 'Christian'. Also, this will be extremely offensive for those who are Austrain, French, Ita...