Ninjago skits XD

Winters fucked up

Cole: I don't mind a little cold weather, snow or ice
Lloyd: But when it becomes too intense, it isn't very nice
Nya: At first the snow is beautiful. It's fluffy, white and rich
Cole: But when you have somewhere to go, it's such a fucking bitch

Cole: All I want to do is trot on over to the store
but now there's all this snow and ice that wasn't there before
I cannot go 10 feet without falling on my ass
I must be honest, and I'm sorry if this is kind of crass

Cole/Lloyd/Nya: Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
The snow is too fucking thick
Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
Cole: No one enjoys being sick
Winter can suck my dick

Lloyd: I'm really not sure why I must make the weather suck
Something to do with harmony, honestly I don't give a fuck.
Flying is better than walking on the ground
But when I fly I am repeatedly snowbound

All: Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
30 degrees below zero
Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
The sidewalk's always narrow
Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
Outside, keep your mouth closed
'Cause winter fucking blows

Nya: Now I have to wear like 7 layers of clothing
These coats are collapsing my lungs, and yet I'm still singing
I can barely see anything with all the wind and snow
I'm almost killed by falling icicles All: mother nature is a homocidle hoe!
Cole: Bom Bom Bom!

All: Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
I don't know why others like it
Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
Holidays are one benefit
Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
But once they're over it
becomes a load of shit

Lloyd: And sure fillies and colts might get at least one snow day
But then they have to make up all their homework anyway
Nya: And snowball fights are kind of fun unless you are a nerd
All: This song should apply to you even if you haven't joined the herd

All: Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
The roof tops are caving in
Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
Weather like this should be a sin
Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
Can't wait for spring to begin
Lloyd: frost bite fucked up my skin

Cole: The other seasons have problems, Summer's hot as balls
But at least I can walk around and not constantly fall
Nya: Speaking of which, autumn is fine despite the leaves dying
And spring has rain but makes up for it with rainbows, flowers
Cole: and other gay stuff!

All: Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
Cole: Can the traffic please move faster
All: Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
Lloyd: Californians are lucky bastards
All: Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
Lloyd: How long will this bitch last?
Cole: I hope this shit melts fast
Nya: Fuck winter in the aaaaass!