GARMASASS!

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Clouse: Oh, I'm sorry Garmadon, but there's no room on the ship!

Garmy: Oh *Looks on the ship* *Jumps on the boarding plank, flipping onto the ship* Oh would ya look at that? There's room!

Clouse: 0-0

--later--

Garmy: YOU FUCKING-

Clouse: Ahh, now the tables have turned!

Garmy: Eat Chens ass like you do on Mondays.

Clouse: Why don't you fuck Misako like you do on Fridays

Garmy: ooh, you did not just go there.

Clouse: Yes, I did. Bring it.

Garmy: No wonder your mom left you when you were 5.

Clouse: She left when I was 14, not 5

Garmy: She must've had enough of you so she left. And of course. You went to Chens.

Chen: I heard my name.

Garmy/Clouse: GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU DICKWAD!

Chen: alright, alright! *Leaves, mumbles* Bastards...

Clouse: You're nothing but a f-

Garmy: Fabulous Sensei, *Hair flip* I know.

Clouse: As I was going to say, you're a f-

Garmy: Fabulous Sensei, I know, stop telling me things I already!

Clouse: OH GOD DAMNIT!

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