I work at my family's chinese restaurant, if you hadn't already gathered, but I mean there are like zero perks to working. only one, money!!! that's all. I hate everyone else.
okay so last night, I was working yanno, and I have two ear infections and I can't hear well (so annoying) so naturally, I'm doing the phones. so I'm like ok I answer this phone, ok cool!
& so I do my dialogue "welcome how can I help you" "I wanna place a carry out order" "sure! can I have a phone number please?"
so yeah I do that, whatever! buT THIS LADY IS LIKE "fine. *insert phone number* but don't you have me under a contact?"
and I'm like lady wtf
"yes we do, but I just need to find the contact" like what the fuck who does she think we r bye!!!!
anyways so I place her order and she asks me "are you new here?" like no I've been working for like 2 years and more as a bus girl on special holidays so no this isn't my first rodeo you old bat
and I'm like "no" and she's like "really?" like this bitch comes once a month. I checked!
november, october, and THEN FUCKING JUNE SO HOW DOES SHE EXPECT TO SEE ME LIKE U COME ON THE DAYS I DONT WORK WTF YOU STUPID FUCKING BAT
and so whatever I'm like rlly pissed off now. ugh I h8 life!
and then she comes in to pick up her order and she's like "can you add on 2 dinner rolls?" and I'm like "ok" and she's like "you see you are new!" and I'm like half deaf so I'm like "what?" And she's like "ah nevermind" like U WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN U RAT NO?
and so thEN SHE HAS TO NERVE TO GO "usually they remind me about the dinner rolls, that's why I'm saying are you new." like first off, you come oNCE A MONTH! and second off, just because you haven't seen me does not mean I'm new. like example, when u go to mcdonalds you like hardly see the same people working right? but does that mean they're new? nO !! like u fucking idiot can you not think
AND THIRD OFF! is it that hard to ask "can you repeat my last order back?" "oh that's what I'm missing! dinner rolls! yes please add on dinner rolls!" like r u kidding me it takes up like one minute (not even omg) to repeat it back are you stupid ????? I think she is
and my aunt is like "I'm sorry?" and she's like "ah it's just I think she's new" anD IM READY TO FUCKING YELL LIKE BITCH LEAVE THE DOOR IS TO YOUR RIGHT PLEASE EXIT AND NEVER COME AGAIN. idk why but I got super mad @ her.
like yeah you need a 14 yr old girl to remind you to order fucking dinner rolls. okay
I'm just still so pissed ugh I wanna DIE
and another story
last Christmas (sing the song & die) I was working, this was during peak time so like 6:00?? this lady was stressing me tf out on the phone and I told her an hour+ wait and she like yells almost @ me over the phone like pls chill out and ugh fucking christmas customers
and so she comes in an hour later or whatever idk and we tell her to wait a few more minutes bc we are eXTREMELY BACKED UP BECAUSE THE WHOLE LOBBY IS FULL, THE DINING ROOM AND BANQUET ROOMS ARE FULL AND WE HAVE THREE RACKS OF ORDERS (and we had to make an extra two racks bc yanno) SO LIKEWE ARE FUCKING BUSY
and you know what this biTCH DOES
SHE YELLS AT ME
no KIDDINF
SHE YELLS AT A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD WHO HAS NEVER WORKED THE FRONT COUNTER ON CHRISTMAS WHO IS TRYING EXTREMELY HARD TO MAKE EVERYTHING NICE AND HAPPY 4 YOU BUT NO SHE YELLS AT ME
"OH MY GOD IVE WAITED AN HOUR WHY THE HELL ISNT IT READY?" like woMAN YOU WANNA GO
and then she waits and then another guys order is out anD SHE YELLS AGAIN "hES NOT BEEN WAITING AS LONg! WHERES MY ORDER! YOU ALL ARE SO SLOW!!" like can you shut the fuck up never come back
long story short
don't be a little bitch next time you go out beCAUSE I SWEAR it pisses someone off so pls be that rlly nice customer who everyone loves and gives extra fortune cookies too thank u!
— a very pissed off and heated macy
