Me: And... we are open today!
Arno: Hello
Me: Hey
Arno: You seem to be happy?
Me: Nah, Im not. My hair is getting dyed.
Arno: Okay? I dont know what-
Me: Its just a hair thing that humans do.
Arno: What? Hahaha. Arent we all humans here?
Me: What if NOT ALL OF US! DUN DUN DUN.
Connor: I just realized that you're the only female that has been online a few days here.
Me:
1. Well its because I created the group.
2. Im a guy
3. Its not actually days, its been MONTHS.
Desmond: I dont believe that you're a guy.
Me: Hah! Believe me, call me Sam.
Arno: You should've said that earlier. Well, hello, Sam, nice to meet you.
Desmond: Hmm, not sure if 'Sam' is a boy or a girl's name.
Arno: It doesnt matter ya know.
*Anonymous changed his name to 'Sam'*
Sam: Viola!
Connor: Looks like not everyone's online.
Desmond: It doesnt matter ya know.
Arno: That was my phrase.
Desmond: It doesnt matter ya know.
Sam: Haha, btw, Merry Christmas in 2015, my fellow assassins! Even though you're just a character in game.
All: MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Connor: I wont celebrate 'till I kill Charles Lee.
Sam: Of course, I forgot about that.
Connor: Farewell, I shall be off!
Sam:That escalated quickly. And by that, we will have special guests today!
Arno: Who?
Sam: I'll give you a hint: They're from England.
Haytham: Is it my stepsister?
Edward: Is it my son?!
Sam: *facepalm* No and no, but they're both relatives, yes.
Arno: Are they siblings?
Sam: Yep
Desmond: Thats got to be Jacob and Evie Frye.
Frye siblings: SUPRISE!!!
Sam: AC Syndicate, welcome to the club.
*Sam added Jacob and Evie in the convo.*
Jacob: Thanks, mate!
Evie: Where are the others?
Sam: I dont know. Doing their own business I suppose.
Sam: Im just gonna leave you guys here. Gonna play Star Wars Battlefront, goddamn IM SO HYPED! BYE!
Desmond: Oh,that game. I've heard of that I think. Maybe by Shaun.
Jacob: So, how you folks been holding up lately?
Arno: Nothing much.
Ezio: Merry Christmas, Florence!
Arno: Heyo, Mario. How are you uum been uhh holding up?
Ezio: Pleaz dunt use Italian accent, it duz not suite you.
Arno: And do not use French accent on me!
Ezio: Tch, bastardo...
Arno: le connard!
Jacob: Chaps, please dont fight here. We are all a big fam!
Ezio: Who the hell is this?
Arno: He's one of us *smacks a baguette on Ezio*
Ezio: You just typed that, you think it could hurt me?
Arno: Eerm, that is why it is called RP, idiota!
Jacob: RP, you say?
Arno: Roleplay
Ezio: Arno, I think you've had enough 'internet'. You know what that means?
Arno: Of course
Ezio: I knew it. You've learned too many words, brother.
Evie: As they say, "Knowledge is the most powerful weapon in the world."
Jacob: Right you are, sister.
Evie: I know.
Ezio: It aint knowledge, its words!
Arno: IT DOESNT MATTER YA KNOW!
Ezio: Mama mia...
Desmond: Hey guys, I have a joke! A spanish, german, french, and a british man went to a bar. An american bartender is doing his business on entertaining guests at the bar. He noticed that the four men are having trouble at seeing him. The bartender stood up on a chair and asked "Can you see me now?" The four men replied:
British: "Yes"
French: "Oui"
Spanish: "Si"
German: "Ja"
HAHAHAHAHA, get it?
All:....
Desmond: You dont?
All:....
Desmond: They said it like "Yes, we see ya."
All: OH! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Desmond: Jeez, you guys are slow.
Jacob: Jayz, yow joke is corny
Desmond: There's no word 'corny' in your ages!
Jacob: Ha! That's what you thought, biatch!
Desmond: omfg, what happened to you guys
Sam: Wtf?...
Translation (Arno): le connard - motherfucker
YOU ARE READING
Assassin's Creed: Chatroom/Roleplays/Random Convos
HumorSo this just an AC chatroom or some convo with your fellow assassins or characters that are included in the game. More like a fandom or something xD haha, all of it are just random and made by me. I have no friends that are pretty known to AC :( so...
