Convo 6

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Jacob: Evening lads! How are you doing today?

Altair: Im suprised you're the one who had first messaged this chat.

Jacob: A-Altair!

Altair: Yeah, yeah, you have my blessings, no autographs sorry, and yes, I know Im awesome.

Jacob: Uum...?

Altair: What? Never talked to your dead ancestor before? You already did it to Ezio Fucking-tore.

Jacob: Please dont use the bad words that come out from your mouth.

Altair: Apologies

Jacob: Its weird talking to you.

Altair: Yeah I know Im already dead.

Sam: All of you are dead. Except for Shaun and Vanessa. And the girl whose name is Bishop.

Altair: Okay? Dont know who the hell they are.

Arno: So like, we came back from the dead?! Thats awesome.

Sam: For your sake, Arno. Couldnt you talk like you're from the 1700-1800's?

Arno: Alright, I'll try. I apologize for my 'unecessary' behaviour.

Altair: That is some huge change right there.

Sam: You too, Alty. Let's keep this group convo "old school". And not really a huge change though.

Altair: I will if you try not to call me that.

Sam: K, Altair.

Altair: Thank you, Sam, if that is your real name.

Sam: It isnt. Just a fancy name to call me so it would be easy for you to talk to me.

Evie: Ah, good!

Edward: Well, isnt this splendid? All of us are here talking about good things. *hiccups* Not as much as good as plumber and women! Haha *hiccups*.

Shay: I dont even know if your grammar is accurate using a bunch of 'as' in a sentence.

Edward: 'Ass' you say? Hah! Believe me, lad, you'll get too many ass if ya show what you can do infront of many ladies! *hiccups*.

Evie: I think he had enough drinking.

Shay: Oh my...

Haytham: I'll take it from here. Please, I do sorry for my-

Edward: *BURPS*

Haytham: -sober father.

Connor: *groans* Everytime...

Ezio: Eh, yo family's funneh

Connor: Its weird.

Sam: WTF DID I JUST SAID?

Ezio: Wat :V

Arno: Ayayay...

Ezio: WAT?!

Sam: TALK HOW YOU TALK!

Desmond: Damn, this is gettin boring.

Sam: Hell if I know, Im the one who writes here.

Jacob: What?

Ezio & Arno: What?

Sam: *sigh*

Malik: HELLO EVERYONE!

Sam: MALIK, OMFG, I MISSED U. *hugs*

Malik: Ahahaha, I think you forgot about me.

Altair: Talk about being old school.

Sam: Happy to see your beloved, Altair?

Altair: Huh?

Malik: Haha, greetings, novice.

Altair: *grunts* Seriously, stop.

Jacob: Oh! Another one!

Elise: Bonjour

Jacob: Hello, its evening here.

Elise: Its morning here in France.

Arno: AAGH! ELISE!

Leonardo: Malik! I think I need your help!

Malik: Wha-? Who added you here?

Leonardo: I dont know?

Ezio: Leo! Old friend! Gimme a kiss

Leonardo: What the- GET OFF!

Sam: OwO

Sam & Desmond: Isnt this one big family reunion?

Desmond: Haha!

Sam: So many ships. OMFGTWPMJGAGMTPWPNGPD

Altair: Calm yo tits woman

Sam: 'Man'. Where in the hell did you learn those words?!

Altair: Internet, come on

Connor: So much for being old school.

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