Sam: Seriously, AC Syndicate sucks!
Jacob: What
Ezio: uh oh..
Sam: WAY TOO MANY BUGS AND IT LAGS EVERY DAMN MINUTE FOR FCK SAKE!
Jacob: WHAT
Sam: GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT, ENGLISH MAN?!
Jacob: FCK YEAH, YOU WANA FIGHT?
Sam: HELL YEAH *prepares to fight*
Jacob: Heh, how 'bout we make a deal, lad? You lose, you would join us Rooks.
Sam: Deal.
Sam & Jacob: *prepares to fight*
Ezio: I'll be the referee.
Sam: *punches Jacob* *missed* *counters*
Jacob: *doing a same typical fighting actions*
Ezio: The fight is getting flaming hot in here! Who would win in this challenge?! Would Sam give up his opportunity to be part of the Rook?! We dont know!
Sam: Wow.. *grunts* you're hosting, you italian Arno! I thought you're guna be a referee?!
Ezio: Why does everybody keep saying that I look like Arno!
Jacob: Cuz you look like him, knucklehead!
Altair: *walks in*
Connor: So... that's what you call 'The Great Ezio Auditore'?
Altair: My grandson is a fcking weird kid.
Connor: My grandfather is a pirate.
Altair: (O_O)
Connor: (o _ o ) ?
Ezio: Altair! Surprise to see you here!
Sam: *choking Jacob in a joking way*
Altair: Jacob, you do know you're fighting a girl, right?
Ezio: WAIT WHAT
Sam: Shuttup, or you're going to be next. AND IM NOT A FREAKING GIRL!
Altair: *wields hidden blade* Try me. *glares*
Fangirls at the background: OMFG! ALTAIR-SENPAI! *SQUEALS*
Altair: Heh.. *winks*
Fangirls: *SCREAMS AND HAVING ORGASM*
Ezio: Wtf, no fair!
Edward: Come 'ere lemme smooch yu!
Fangirls: Ew! Perv! *goes away*
Ezio: Is my appearance not good enough? T_T
Fangirls: *goes back* OF COURSE NOT, EZIO-SENPAI. WE LOVE U TOO!~
Some fangirl: Notice me senpai!~ AND FUCK ME PLS!
Ezio: Woah, okay, but not too fast, beautiful ;)
Fangirl: *faints*
Sam: *tries to strangle Jacob* Great... how the fck did they got here? You got this girls hypnotize, Altair.
Altair: Nevermind that. As I was asking, wana try to fight?
Sam: *puts Jacob down* I win.
Jacob: T^T dammit.
Altair: Hehe..
Fangirls: GO, SENPAI!!
Sam: Im going to embarass you so much, Alty.
Altair: You're already dead before you would even do that.
Sam and Altair: *glares at eachother*
Desmond: Im starting to imagine this as an anime episode.
Fangirls: *CHEERS FOR ALTAIR*
Connor: Yup, its like living during highschool.
Altair: *strikes first without Sam even knowing*
Sam: shit...
Altair: *pins the blade on Sam's stomach*
Sam: JUST DO IT, COWARD.
Ezio, Connor, Jacob, & Desmond: *GASP* BRO, ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO KILL HER?!
Sam: ITS 'HIM' FUCKTARDS!
Ezio: Nah.. still 'her'.
Others: Yep *nods*
Altair: I would stay my blade from the flesh of the innocent.
Sam: *stares*
Altair: What?
Sam: Pfft, you just dont have the guts. *goes away*
Altair: *holds arm* Oh really?
Fangirls: KISS! KISS! KISS!
Other fangirls: *glares at Sam* No, Altair's with us!
Altair: *giving fanservice*
Sam: *raises hand* I AM A GENDERFLUID!
All: O_O *awkward silence*
........
Altair: You're making that up.
Sam: NO, I STILL HAVE A CRUSH ON A GIRL. NOW CAN YOU LET GO OFF ME, LOVER BOY?
Altair: *lets go*
Sam: GREAT! Cya, suckers. *gtfo from the room*
Altair: What... the... fck?
Desmond: Hah, girls.
Connor: And speaking of girls..
Fangirls: *grinning evilly*
Assassins: O_O *gulp* *sweatdrop* SHIT..
Jacob: RUUUNN!!!
Assassins: *runs away*
Fangirls: *tries to catch them* GAHH, SENPAIS! DONT GO AWAY PLEASE! KYAAAH!~ *doing typical fangirl animu squeals*
Sam: *cringe* disgusting..
Assassins: *still running for their lives* SAM! HELP US!
Sam: What? I dont hear anything. Bye!
Assassins: NOOOO!
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Assassin's Creed: Chatroom/Roleplays/Random Convos
HumorSo this just an AC chatroom or some convo with your fellow assassins or characters that are included in the game. More like a fandom or something xD haha, all of it are just random and made by me. I have no friends that are pretty known to AC :( so...
