Sam: Ah, sh*t. I just made the wrong decision.
Desmond: Just get out there and woman up!
Sam: Btch, dont tell me what to do. ITS 'MAN' FOR **** SAKE! Alright Im leaving. Bye!
*Sam left the convo*
Delsin: Could someone please tell me what's happening?
Alex: Idk, issues?
Aiden: Heh, girls...
Desmond: Great, now I got to deal with these guys.
Alex Mercer: ^_^
Desmond: OH GOD NO
*Somewhere in this universe... or chat?*
Altair: UNO! I GOT ANOTHER CARD!
Ezio: What the hell?
Arno: *stands up* YOU'RE CHEATING!
Altair: Hell no! Look, it says pick another card!
Ezio: You're setting us up!
Altair: Am not!
Ezio: *punches Altair*
Altair: *goes into a fight*
Arno: *joins the fight*
Connor: Guys, is it my turn to move my card or...?
Jacob: *steals cards at the ground*
Connor: Mr. Frye, what are you doing?! That's their cards.
Jacob: Shh! Tell them, and you're a dead man.
Evie: I think the deadman would be you.
Jacob: Oh come on, just because he has a tomahawk doesnt mean-
Connor: *glares*
Jacob: I-I take it back!
Connor: I wont tell.
Jacob: Okay, good.
*Desmond added Sam in the convo*
Sam: *sees Altair, Arno, and Ezio fighting*
Jacob: Yo, Sam. Welcome back, lad.
Sam: So you guys were playing-
Connor: UNO!
Altair, Arno, Ezio: OUR CARDS!
Altair: what! Where's mine?!
Ezio: Mine too.
Arno: Okay, no jokes, who took the cards?
Sam: *staring blankly*
Arno: There's something suspicious here... *looks at Sam*
Sam: Now what?
Arno: IT WAS YOU ISNT IT? *prepares Phantom blade*
Sam: Woah, dude! Be careful where you aim that!
Arno: WHERE'S MY UNO'S?!
Desmond: *gives a baguette to Sam* Save yourself.
Jacob & Connor: *snickers silently*
Ezio & Altair: Huh? *looks at them*
Sam: Hey, Arno! *throws baguette at Arno's head*
Arno: What the-
Sam: Whoops..
Desmond: I didnt told you to throw- darnit, Sam! You better run now.
Sam: Shit!
Arno: I'll get you for this!
Ezio: Guys, what are you hiding?
Jacob: *whispers* Con, please dont say it.
Connor: *doing a staring contest with Ezio and Altair*
Altair: We're your ancestors!
Connor: I COULDNT HOLD A LIE! WE TOOK THE CARDS! IM SORRY, JACOB!
Jacob: Wow, you're such a good kid. But you've fucked up now.
Ezio: Well, that wasnt so hard was it, Kenway? ^_^
Connor: Im sorry...
Altair: No harm intended.
Jacob: What? Arent you going to get angry at him?
Altair & Ezio: No, but to you, yes.
Jabob: Woah, woah, woah, lads, we could sort this out. Evie, help!
Evie: You deserve it, bro.
Jacob: WOW, thanks for being such a helpful sister!
Evie: Dont you see? Im supporting you!
Jacob: Dammit!
Ezio & Altair: *chuckles*
Ezio: We were just kidding, friend.
Jacob: Thanks?
Connor: Poor Sam though.
Altair: Sam's here?!
Ezio: Yes! Someone I could tease when Im bored!
Altair: Ahem!
Sam: A little help? An assassin is going to kill me!
Desmond: Pfft, obviously! He's an assassin.
Sam: that doesnt help!
Ezio: *grabs Arno's shirt* C'mere, my french doppleganger.
Arno: Ugh, I do not look like you!
Altair: Jay and Con took your cards dude.
Arno: -_- I just lost my 30 percent energy chasing that woman!
Sam: Dammit, its 'man'!
All: Nah, we dont think so.
Sam: Im going to end this..
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Assassin's Creed: Chatroom/Roleplays/Random Convos
HumorSo this just an AC chatroom or some convo with your fellow assassins or characters that are included in the game. More like a fandom or something xD haha, all of it are just random and made by me. I have no friends that are pretty known to AC :( so...
