Kakaotalk | Kim Namjoon [BTS]

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namjoon (15:56): guyssssss

yoongi (15:57): not again please namjoon shut up

namjoon (16:04): yoongi

yoongi (16:05): what?

namjoon (16:05): your neck pillow went out the window :))

yoongi (16:06): is that supposed to be funny?

namjoon (16:06): im serious

seokjin (16:07): anyway... namjoon what's up?

namjoon (16:08): guys i found a hobi stan and she's adding me to some gc with 5 other fan girls lol it's a good thing right

namjoon (16:08): rightttt?

jungkook (16:09): uh hyung no it's not

seokjin (16:09): i agree with jungkook

seokjin (16:09): unless you're ready to fangirl over yourself xD

hoseok (16:11): WHO'S FANGIRLING OVER ME

hoseok (16:11): I KNEW YOU LOVED ME

hoseok (16:11): MY HEARTU

yoongi (16:12): namjoon you RAT

yoongi (16:12): I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY THREW IT

yoongi (16:12): OH MY GOD

yoongi (16:13): MY PRECIOUS

hoseok (16:13): MY HEARTUUUU

yoongi (16:13): SHUT THE FUCK UP HOBI

hoseok (16:14): YAH that's what you get for breaking my amplifier ha

jimin (16:14): thank you yoongi for breaking that loud mess

seokjin (16:14): hoseok you don't even need an amplifier your voice is loud enough

hoseok (16:15): yah you're supposed to be on my side!!!

namjoon (16:16): so is anyone going to take notice of my situation

jimin (16:16): YOUR SIDE??? HOBI YOURE NOT THAT IMPORTANT

namjoon (16:16): BITCHES LISTEN UP

seokjin (16:16): NAMJOON, LANGUAGE PLEASE

hoseok (16:16): what TEH fuck did you just say JIMIN

namjoon (16:16): soz jin but NO ONE'S LISTENING TO ME

hoseok (16:16): I HAVE NO LOVE LEFT FOR YOU CHIMIN

namjoon (16:17): SHE'S ADDING ME IN HER FREAKING GROUPCHAT IM SUPPOSED TO BE A CRAZY FANGIRL

jimin (16:17): i said id gladly take your place namjoon so stfu

jimin (16:17): AND HOBI GET OVER YOURSELF

namjoon (16:17): but WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING COWS

taehyung (16:18): im a monkey tho

jimin (16:18): do you want my help OR NOT?

seokjin (16:18): jimin, are you giving namjoon lessons on how to talk to girls or something?

yoongi (16:18): JIMIN

yoongi (16:18): out of all people smh

jimin (16:19): YAH we all know im the only one who knows how to approach girls properly the rest of you walnuts barely form a full sentence without sounding like you're having a heart attack

taehyung (16:20): am i finally invisible?

jimin (16:20): anyway namjoon, YOU STARTED THIS SHIT

jimin (16:20): just go with it now

jungkook (16:20): yeah im sure hyung won't have a problem complimenting himself ha

namjoon (16:20): jungkook, chugulle?

hoseok (16:20): im gonna murder YOU in a bit if you don't get the fuck out of this chat

hoseok (16:20): but say hi to the hobi stan I AM HER HOPEU YAS

hoseok (16:20): OR I CAN BE HER HORSE OMO

namjoon (16:21): uh...

yoongi (16:21): ONE more word namjoon and I will make sure you can't have access to porn EVER

seokjin (16:21): WHAT THE HELL

namjoon (16:21): he's messing aah haha BYE

taehyung (16:25): OMO IM REALLY INVISIBLE

-yoongi has removed taehyung from this chat-