Ian and anthony strutted into the smelly burger joint, pink scarves whipped around their necks. they both turned their heads dramatically and saw the most beautiful girl in the world. nichole337. her greasy thin hair clung to her head and her teeth were sticking out at odd angles, bared in agrressiveness as she chowed down on her big mac like a hungry animal. she had 5 others there too, waiting to enter her gaint crevace of a mouth. “wow that is one HAWT girl" said Ian ‘i’m already in love with her, i want to be with her for eva an eva and eva. I love her so much it hurts" a tear rolls down anthony’s cheek “i hope you’re happy together’ he choked out in pathtic sobs as he ran out of the burger joint, sobbing. Ian shrugged, and strutted towards his fat obesity filled love. as he walked, he didn’t notice mario run in, droppin a banana peel, and run away laughing his italian plumber style laugh. as Ian kept strutting his stuff, in one. dramtic. moment. he tripped on the banana peel and flew through the sky. nichole337 watched in shock as blood pooled around ian’s bowly bowl in disturbing amounts. “oh me goodness are you ok’ she cried in her nasal ear splitting voice she pushed through the crowd, gently oushing people to the ground, whipped ian’s unconscious body over her shoulder and ran to the hospital. s she ran outside the police chased her, led by none other than seargant anous shooting at them. “come on guys" he screamed ‘dont let that body stealer get away". as the chase was going on, anthony sat outside the restaurant waiting for someone. he heard fotsteps and looked up. mario came up to him and said again in his italian accent, “i did it". anthony smiled a evil grin. ‘thank you mario. now ian will FINALLY pay" and there they sat cackling evilly, as ian’s life hung in the balance…….
