Nichole337 ran as the wind blew out her thin poorly washed strands of dead hair as she ran with ian on her meaty shoulders to the hospital. she could not see seargant anous anymore. that was good she thoight. looking down at IAN'S BLOODY BOWL, she whispered smeagel-like "you're safe with me...my preciousss"
later at the hospital
nichole looked down at ian in the hospital bed. he was in a coma and she didn't know how much time he had left. the beeper kept bep-beep-beeping ian's life away. she took a deep nasal breath. 'i know what i have to do" she said, again in that same headache inducing nasal voice. "i'll sing to you my love" . and she started to sing. "all of your bowl hurts, all of your bowl hurts, all of your bowl hurts and it hurts real badddd" she petted ians hair creepily and suddenly the bearded man's ocean blue eyes, blue as the sea, the sky above our heads, as bluecheese, as a rainacorns eyes, as blue as finn's only shirt, as blue as the shred of blue in a rainbow lollipop, as blue as the one blue sprinkle on a pink frosted sprinkle donut, as blue as the blue in cletus's vest and that damn neighbour's jacket and as blue as ian's beautiful eyes, flickered open and he SPRUNG to life. 'nichole i am healed" he said miraculously in a faint british accent 'i love you" nichole gasped not believing what was going on. 'you do my love??" jumping down to cuddle with him in the bed "i do my dear nichole" he said looking down at her "i do YOURE MY BEST FRIEND". the words sunk into her skull. 'but dont you like me more than that my dear ian?" she asked coming a little closer. ian froze and snapped his fingers with some sass "AW HELL NO I DON'T LIKE YOU" as he shoved her off the bed.nichole sobbed. and it only got worse. 'youre comign with me" seargent anous said "no!!!' nichole squaked like a parrot, "im coming back for you my love...IM COMING BACK!!!" ian sobbed in terror as the buck toothed thing lunged at him. "take her away" he yelled 'oh we will son..we will" seargant anous grinned at ian "oh by the way....SEXAYYYY pink scarf there, it brings out your lumberjack beard". as nichole was forcibly taken out of the room, ian sat there shocked trying to understand how her teeth went like that. little did he know he would never solve the mystery
