Ian and anthony flamboyantly strutted the forest, when they heard a loud "OH BASSIE" ian and anthony ran towards the extremely flamboyant voice. looking up they ran into someone- he had crimson blood scarlet hair with libararian glasses and a HAWT outfit. "ooooohhhh" said the person "hot men- just what I was looking for" grabbing anthony and dipping him. anthony smiled "oh grell" as he cressersed his red glasses. "let's go haney" and they walked away together. Ian was left alone. but not for long. Nichole337 ran up to him, her tummy bouncing as she ran through in her exercise spandex short short shorts and a crop top. "hi ian" she drawled in her nasal voice "i want to tell u something" "yes nichole?" he said passionately grabbing her fatty arms and holding her close. "ewww get off of me" she cried 'im a married gurl" "tears formed in ian's emotional eyes "but i love u" he said. "but i love stevie!!!!" she cried "OH STEVIEKINS" she called and stevie ran over and he smiled at his wife "i broght u a peanut butter sandwish" he wailed happily and they slowly ate it together, bite by bite as they walked away, strutting their PERF bods. ian crumpled to the ground sobbing into his rose scented hankercheif. suddenly everything went black and tanak walked by, a spotlight appearing on him. "hoh hoh hoh" he CHORTLED CHORTLED CHORTLED and everything was black again. ian wailed.
