So here's a typical Christmas in the life of the Jackson family.
Uncle Percy: Hey kid, grades good?
Me: Lol dafauq duh
Uncle P: Usin protection kid?
Me: O.O
Cousin Charlie: Dad what the hell you know he's gay!
Me: O.O
Sister Bree: No the Fuck he isn't. And he's a virgin so no he doesn't use protection.
Me: O.O
Uncle P: Your a virgin boy!?
Cousin Sydney: That's what I thought. I mean he's to hot to be
Me: Bish ever heard of incest
Sydney: Yeah so what
Me:.............
Mom: Hunter you are a vir-
Me: Ma! Ma shut up now!
Mom: Excuse me?
Me: Bloody hell mother why!? Le runs into room with mah cat
Tink mah Cat:......:3 dafauq? Meow?
Me: Your the only one that understands.
Tink: Bish get out my element le purs Mew
Me: I LOVE YOU TOO!
So hey guys this is a new entry so...yep. As none of you probably know I play the guitar. I'm actually quit good at it and even gave lessons for a bit. Hell I was in a band. But then my ma came up and gave me a guitar lesson box for Christmas. Mixed emotions bruh...
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