Bitches be smelling like a fucking rusty dusty ass fish market but they be pulling the Niggas though? Niggas breath be smelling like 10 cans of bounce that ass but wanna be up in somebody's face. Hell no, Colgate, Sensodyne, Crest, better get a clue and find some off that shit before you get all in my face. Needa locate your ass a stick of gum or a damn tic tac. Asses be smelling like cheese and old booty meat but you wanna shake you wanna twerk it, noo bitch you better bust a move with a wash cloth and soap. Then your ass walk out the house all ashy and shit, looking like you done colored your knees with some white chalk, need some Coco Butter 101. Then your musky ass don't wanna put on no deodorant in the 100 degree weather, who does that? Another thing I can't stand when people don't clean their ears .. Ear wax everywhere, like the fuck you saving that shit to light and put on top of your next birthday cake? Y'all too damn old for this bull shit, hygiene should be a number one on everyone's list.
